Pappu: Where is my mobile? Is it in my shirt? Is it in my pant?
Chamcha: Wah! Wah! Bahut khoob! How poetic!
Pappu: Really? Let me use it in a speech!
Next day…
“Politics is in your shirt! Politics is in your pant!”

Chamcha on looking at Modi on TV: Wah! Sarkar ne aaj suit boot pahana hai!
Pappu: Ye suit-boot ki sarkar hai!

Pappu: Kaise ho?
Villager: Mera Bharat Mahaan!
Pappu: Bharat kaun hai aur mahaan kyun hai!
Villager: Par aap sab log to us pe raaj kar rahe hai!
Pappu: Hai! I deny these allegations.
Villager: Par Chacha Ne…
Pappu: Aapke Chacha?
Villager: Nahin aapke pari…
Pappu: Sanjay Gandhi Chachaji?
Villager: Jawaharlal Nehru.
Pappu: Par woh to mere naani ke papa the!
Villager: Jaanta hu!
Pappu: To bakwaas kyun kar rahe ho?
Villager: Par… par… par… eh… eh…
Pappu: Modi’s rule has already melted these poor people’s brains!

Advisor: The US-Saudi Arabia partnership is the main one of the 21st century. We should replace them.
Pappu: India is the Saudi Arabia of the 21st century!

Advisor: I think you should put your mind on the State of poverty in this country.
Pappu: Poverty is a state of mind!

Advisor: Sir. If there are 10 youths in Punjab, then 7 are addicted to drugs.
Pappu: 10 out of 7 youths in Punjab are addicted to drugs!

© Sunil Rajguru

2015: We will remove corruption from New Delhi.
2020: We will remove corruption from AAP.

2015: We will end VVIP culture.
2020: We will end AAP-VVIP culture.

2015: We will bring law and order under control in New Delhi.
2020: We will abuse Delhi Police regularly to bring law and order under control in New Delhi.

2015: We will give you free power.
2020: We will give you free candles.

2015: We will give you free water.
2020: We will give you free buckets to help you stand in the long lines for water.

2015: We will give you free WiFi.
2020: We will try to give you some power.

2015: We will open 500 new schools and 20 new colleges.
2020: We will open the 500 new schools and 20 new colleges we promised in 2015.

2015: We will install 10,000 CCTVs.
2020: We will install the 10,000 CCTVs we promised in 2015.

2015: We will fight for Delhi Statehood.
2020: We will continue the fight for Delhi Statehood.

2015: Sheila ne New Delhi ko barbaad kiya, hum theek karange!
2020: Modi ne New Delhi ko barbaad kiya, hum theek karange!

© Sunil Rajguru