6 reasons why Arnab’s screaming can be extremely useful…

remote-control-isolated-2116231_6401. When an unwanted guest comes, put News Hour at full blast. With Arnab’s booming voice the guest will go running for cover and never return.

2. If you are disturbed by a neighbour’s loud music at a party, then put Arnab at high volume. He will come running to beg you to put the volume down and you can get him to do the same.

3. Make a recording of Arnab’s rants as your morning alarm. That will get you wide awake and you won’t be able to go back to sleep for the entire day.

4. Same thing with a burglar alarm. The thief will go running scared and never think of returning once he hears it.

5. Investigating agencies can use it as a form of torture to get confessions. Imagine being tied in a room with back to back News Hours at full blast playing throughout the day.

6. Use Arnab’s recordings to permanently chase away howling stray dogs that disturb your sleep at night.

© Sunil Rajguru

More #ArnabGate musings…

Indian TV news Channel 1: We relayed news 2.34 seconds after it broke.
Channel 2: That’s nothing. We did it in 1.04 seconds.
Channel 3: LOL! We did it in 0.52 seconds.
Viewer: What about checking it first and giving a good analysis?
Channels 1-2-3: Woh kya hota hai?

Raje must resign.
Sushma must resign.
Shivraj must resign.
X must resign.
Y must resign.
Z must resign.
Arnab must resign!

Superman—Man of Steel.
SuperPrimeTimeArnab—Throat of Steel.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru