Congressi advisor—Say exactly opposite of Modi, OK?
Kejri—OK!
Modi—Hum Bharat ka vikaas karenge!
Kejri —Hum Delhi ka vinaash karenge!

Kejri…
(2011) We will end corruption…
(2012) …by forming a political party…
(2014) …and coming to power…
(2015) …and joining hands with fodder scam convict Laloo!

AAP will bring New Delhi up to international standards by 2020.
(i.e. Greece)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Money Kejri needs to spruce up Delhi—A few thousand crores.

Money Kejri will spend on self-promoting ads—A few thousand crores.

Time TV news channels will spend praising Kejri for no rhyme or reason—A few thousand per month.

Time the same TV news channels will spend blasting Kejri after the above—A few thousand per month.

Time Kejri will spend blaming Modi/Jung/Bassi—A few thousand man hours.

Number of bad ideas Kejri would have given Delhi by the end of his term—A few thousand.

Number of true Kejri supporters that will be left by the end of his term—A few thousand.

© Sunil Rajguru