Congressi advisor—Say exactly opposite of Modi, OK?
Kejri—OK!
Modi—Hum Bharat ka vikaas karenge!
Kejri —Hum Delhi ka vinaash karenge!

Kejri…
(2011) We will end corruption…
(2012) …by forming a political party…
(2014) …and coming to power…
(2015) …and joining hands with fodder scam convict Laloo!

AAP will bring New Delhi up to international standards by 2020.
(i.e. Greece)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru