In 2029, Pappu would be Prime Minister, Vadra would get his VVIP status back, Salman Khan would get Bharat Ratna for humanitarian services, Virat Kohli would have broken all of Sachin’s ODI records, T10 Premier League would be the top cricketing tournament of the world, Test cricket would be dead, Dhoom 8 would have been be released featuring Abhishek Bachchan and Uday Chopra with white hair and create the Rs 10,000 crore club, Lalit Modi would be trying to topple UPA3, RAW would be on the verge of capturing Dawood, Pakistan would cease to exist, UN would have passed the 1000th resolution condemning Israel, Sunny Deol would get the Dadasaheb Phalke Award, India would still fail to qualify for the FIFA World Cup, India would still be debating whether to host the Olympics and what to do with Air India…

© Sunil Rajguru

Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty kisne shuru kee, Nehru ko singlehandedly gaddi pe baitha ke?
Mahatma Gandhi.

Unofficial corporate sponsorship (GD Birla) sabse pahale kisne lee?
Mahatma Gandhi.

Netaji ko party se kisne bhagaya?
Mahatma Gandhi.

Independence par cow slaughter ban kisne promise kiya?
Mahatma Gandhi.

Gujarat prohibition kiske naam pe hua?
Mahatma Gandhi.

Ambedkar ke saath sabse jyaada kaun lada?
Mahatma Gandhi.

“Dear Friend” Hitler letter kaun likha?
Mahatma Gandhi.

Congress ko Independence ke baad bandh karo kaun bola?
Mahatma Gandhi.

“Earthquake deaths = God’s punishment for sinners” kaun bola?
Mahatma Gandhi.

© Sunil Rajguru