Stages of proving someone guilty…
Stage 1: Allegations.
Stage 2: Chargesheet.
Stage 3: Trial.
Stage 4: Conviction.
Some are accepted and loved even after Stage 4.
Some today are generally ignored even at Stage 3.
Some are considered squeaky clean and untouchable even at Stage 2.
Some are attacked virulently 24X7 for years even at the sniff of entering Stage 1.
© Sunil Rajguru
All opponents to the Dynasty are kicked out in the Congress.
All opponents to the Kejri are kicked out in the AAP.
We are a party for the common man—Pappu.
We are a party for the aam aadmi—Kejri.
I saw tears in Sonia’s eyes—Khurshid.
I saw tears in Kejriwal’s eyes—Ashutosh.
Laloo convict hua to kya, hamara pyaara hai—Congress.
Laloo convict hua to kya, hamara pyaara hai—AAP.
Our Supreme Leader is actually very democratic—Congressi.
Our Supreme Leader is actually very democratic —AApian.
We are not Communists but pro-poor socialists.—Congressi.
We are not Communists but pro-poor socialists.—AApian.
Wear topi to look secular, actually pahanao topi to all—Congress.
Wear topi to look secular, actually pahanao topi to all—AAP.
Sonia mahaan hai, Modi villain hai—Congress.
Sonia mahaan hai, Modi villain hai—AAP.
© Sunil Rajguru
Aana free aur jaana free, pakade gaye to khaana free.
Aane main bhaut kharcha, jaane lage to koi poochta nahin, par elect hue to aana, jaana, khaana, gaana, bajaana, paana, whateveraana… sab kuch free hi free!
Since the great man is no more, let’s have a productive Parliament session discussing key issues close to the great man’s heart…
…said no MP ever!
Jab tak rahega samose main aloo,
Tab tak rahega media ka Laloo-worship chaloo.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru