Congress and AAP—Separated at birth…

All opponents to the Dynasty are kicked out in the Congress.
All opponents to the Kejri are kicked out in the AAP.

We are a party for the common man—Pappu.
We are a party for the aam aadmi—Kejri.

I saw tears in Sonia’s eyes—Khurshid.
I saw tears in Kejriwal’s eyes—Ashutosh.

Laloo convict hua to kya, hamara pyaara hai—Congress.
Laloo convict hua to kya, hamara pyaara hai—AAP.

Our Supreme Leader is actually very democratic—Congressi.
Our Supreme Leader is actually very democratic —AApian.

We are not Communists but pro-poor socialists.—Congressi.
We are not Communists but pro-poor socialists.—AApian.

Wear topi to look secular, actually pahanao topi to all—Congress.
Wear topi to look secular, actually pahanao topi to all—AAP.

Sonia mahaan hai, Modi villain hai—Congress.
Sonia mahaan hai, Modi villain hai—AAP.

© Sunil Rajguru

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