If Kejri was inspired by Chetan Bhagat, he’d write…

Five Point Someone (What Not To Do After Passing Out of IIT).

One Night Dharna @ City Center.

The 3 Mistakes of Your Life (2011, 2013 and 2015).

2 States (Of My Existence: Agitation & More Agitation).

Revolution 2020 (That One Will Be Against Me).

What Young Delhi Wants (Free WiFi, Power, Water…).

Half Chief Minister (The Other Half is The Lieutenant Governor).

Bonus film…
Kick: How I Treated The Delhi Electorate After The Elections.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

AAP—ads hi ads aur kucchh kaam nahin…

Woh kaam karte rahe…
Hum protest se traffic jam karte rahe,
Har cheez ke daam jyaada karte rahe,
Khaas jyaada aur aam kam karte rahe,
Delhi ko harm karte rahe,
Aur janata ko pareshan karte rahe.
—Sri Sri Kejri Baba.

Ask not what the Chief Minister can do for New Delhi, but ask what New Delhi can do for the Chief Minister.
—Sri Sri Kejri Baba.

How Kejri prays to God…
Please hand over the functioning of this world to me.
I will do a better job.

Woh kaam karte rahe,
Hum blame karte rahe.

Angry young man…
Hum jahan khade ho jaate hain, line wahi se shuru hoti hain.
Angry ole Kejri…
Hum jo panna likhte hain, wohi panna Indian Constitution ka panna ban jaata hai.

2020 theme song…
Ek tu hi dhanwaan hai Kejri, baaki (New Delhi citizens) sab kangaal.

#‎KejriExcuses‬ till 2020…
It’s the fault of…
1. Modi.
2. Jung.
3. Bassi.
4. Media.
5. All of the above.
6. <I will think of more names>

Kejri’s daily TV show…
The Buck Stops There.

Kejriwal anagrams to I Law Jerk.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru