Woh kaam karte rahe…
Hum protest se traffic jam karte rahe,
Har cheez ke daam jyaada karte rahe,
Khaas jyaada aur aam kam karte rahe,
Delhi ko harm karte rahe,
Aur janata ko pareshan karte rahe.
—Sri Sri Kejri Baba.

Ask not what the Chief Minister can do for New Delhi, but ask what New Delhi can do for the Chief Minister.
—Sri Sri Kejri Baba.

How Kejri prays to God…
Please hand over the functioning of this world to me.
I will do a better job.

Woh kaam karte rahe,
Hum blame karte rahe.
‪#‎AAP‬

Angry young man…
Hum jahan khade ho jaate hain, line wahi se shuru hoti hain.
Angry ole Kejri…
Hum jo panna likhte hain, wohi panna Indian Constitution ka panna ban jaata hai.

2020 theme song…
Ek tu hi dhanwaan hai Kejri, baaki (New Delhi citizens) sab kangaal.

#‎KejriExcuses‬ till 2020…
It’s the fault of…
1. Modi.
2. Jung.
3. Bassi.
4. Media.
5. All of the above.
6. <I will think of more names>

Kejri’s daily TV show…
The Buck Stops There.

Kejriwal anagrams to I Law Jerk.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru