Pappu Parliamentary musings…

Son of Bofors tainted Rajiv and National Herald accused Pappu to wear black armband to protest against corruption.
‪#‎2G‬ ‪#‎Coalgate‬ ‪#‎Choppergate‬

During Lok Sabha sessions—No work.
Between Lok Sabha sessions—Vacation.
Wah re Pappu, maan gaye!

Headlines in advance…
Monsoon session washed out/drowned/a wet blanket.
Winter session frosty/left out in the cold.
Budget session bludgeoned/bankrupt.

Pappu to BJP…
Please someone resign fast, my Thailand vacation is overdue, don’t know how long I can wait.
Arnab: Main bhi kabse intezaar kar raha hu!

Kaam haaraam hai.
Maine zindagi main koi kaam nahin kiya aur main Modi ko bhi nahin karne doonga.
—Sri Sri Pappu Maharaj.

Monsoon session go away,
Come again another day,
Little Pappu wants to holiday.

Congress is trying to turn Parliament into IPL.
(Indian Pappu League)

Lok Sabha…
Roke Sabha. (Stop all work)
Tok Sabha. (Poke everyone)
Woke Sabha. (From sleep)
Joke Sabha.

Lok Sabha = Roke sako to roke lo Sabha.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

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