Indian TV news Channel 1: We relayed news 2.34 seconds after it broke.
Channel 2: That’s nothing. We did it in 1.04 seconds.
Channel 3: LOL! We did it in 0.52 seconds.
Viewer: What about checking it first and giving a good analysis?
Channels 1-2-3: Woh kya hota hai?

Problems…
Raje must resign.
Sushma must resign.
Shivraj must resign.
X must resign.
Y must resign.
Z must resign.
Solution…
Arnab must resign!
‪#‎ArnabGate‬

Superman—Man of Steel.
SuperPrimeTimeArnab—Throat of Steel.
‪#‎ArnabGate‬

These versions by Sunil Rajguru