Indian Paupers League.

Chennai Super Paupers.
Rajasthan Commoners.
Deccan Discharged.
Kochi Detusked Kerala.
Pune Absentees India.
Next is what?

IPL—Have brand new teams every year.
Loads of money and no need to ban wrongdoing teams.

What may happen…
India Cements changes name to Chennai Cements.
Chennai Super Kings changes name to Chennai Sooper Kings.
Srinivasan also changes name.
IPL 2016: All Izz Well!

After Tests, will you retire from IPL too?
Dhoni—I think the IPL just got retired!
‪#‎IPLVerdict‬‬‬‬

From 2008-15, more than 500 IPL matches were played while Team India played only 44 international T20s.

BCCI = Betting Corruption Cash IPL.
The remaining is a Tiny TOT.
(TOT = Tests ODIs T20 internationals)

A brief history of IPL…
IPL founder fled India.
Half of owners arrested/being probed.
5 teams out.
Many match-fixing plus other scandals.

What’s the IPL score?
8 for 5.
8 = Seasons of IPL.
5 = Wickets (teams) down.
1. KTK.
2. DC.
3. PWI.
4. CSK.
5. RR.

Srinivasan’s son-in-law=Guilty.
Srinivasan’s team=Guilty.
Srinivasan’s fiefdom=Guilty.
Srinivasan=Squeaky clean.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru