Why India is not developed…

Rahul Gandhi: Bihar is not developed because NDA is not focusing on the poor.
Rahul Again: Orissa is not developed because though it is rich, the people are poor.
Rahul Yet Again: Punjab is not developed because Central funds don’t reach the poor thanks to the State government.
And Rahul Yet Again: UP is not developed because of people like Mayawati.
Who Else but Rahul: India will not develop till UP is developed.

First Voter: What do you think?
Second Voter: I think Rahul is not developed!

PJ of the day…

Yesterday’s slogan if you didn’t have enough money to do something…
Majboori ka naam Mahatma Gandhi

Today’s Congress slogan if you don’t have any more ideas to revive your party…
Majboori ka naam Rahul Gandhi

© Sunil Rajguru

Random musings of the day…

United States of India
Uttar Pradesh to be carved into four states for better governance and more prosperity.
At this rate we will be at par with America.
I mean we will also have 50 states just like them.

A Tale of Two Dynasties

Sheikh Abdullah in 1953: Don’t worry, the next generation and my children will sort out the Kashmir issue.
Jawaharlal Nehru in 1966: Don’t worry, the next generation and my children will sort out the Kashmir issue.
Rajiv Gandhi to Farooq Abdullah in 1986: Don’t worry, the next generation and our children will sort out the Kashmir issue.

Question to Omar Abdullah: Why are you not solving the Kashmir issue with urgency?
Answer: I am waiting for Rahul Gandhi to become Prime Minister and he will tell me: Don’t worry, the next generation and our children will sort out the Kashmir issue.

Question: When will the Kashmir issue be sorted out?
Answer: Tomorrow, definitely!

More Poriborton
The future of West Bengal is pretty bright.
2011: Poriborton! Kick out the Left!
2016: More Poriborton! Kick out Mamata!

© Sunil Rajguru