#LaluLand
Kejri wants to be like Lalu.
Nitish joins hands with Lalu.
Mamata will turn WB into Laluland.
Media will continue loving Lalu.
Jab tak rahega samose main alu,
Tab tak Kejri ka nautanki rahega chalu.
#AngreziLalu
Rulers of…
National politics—Modi.
Comedy—Pappu.
Drama—Kejri.
Jungle Raj—Lalu.
Illegal aliens—Mamata.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Modi is really lucky that he has clowns like Pappu and Kejri as his chief political opponents.
Kejri has sunk so low off late that he has emerged on the other side of the globe.
Under Nehru-Indira-Rajiv, queues (wait) for gas connections, phones, scooters and cars used to last for years.
Now Congress screams for a wait of hours.
Pappu visits yet another ATM.
For him ATM has become…
Any Time Mockery.
Tumhara votebank?
Pappu: Minorities, par unke liye kuch nahin kiya! LOL!
Kejri: Mera corruption plank aur maine bhi corruption ke liye kuch nahin kiya. LOL!
Many politicians in India today…
Nahin chalegi nahin chalegi,
Bharashtachar ke khilaaf tanashaahi nahin chalegi!
2011.
India Against Corruption.
2016.
Politicians have just stopped short of officially launching…
India For Corruption.
Rahul looks like Rajiv.
But sounds like a Pappu.
Mrs Vadra looks like Indira.
But sounds like Sonia.
#Pappini #Priyanka #UPPolls
The 2017 August Kranti agitation will be against Kejri.
Anna Hazare could still lead it.
2000: Rajesh Pilot died.
2001: Madhavrao Scindia died.
2012: Pranab Mukherjee became President.
2014: Manmohan Singh era ended.
No real leaders left in Congress.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Lalu Jungle Raj.
Media: Wah wah!
Akhilesh Goonda Raj.
Media: Wah wah!
Mamata anarchy.
Media: Wah wah!
Modi makes bold move.
Media: This will cost him next election!
(Won 4/4 for CM/PM by the way)
Journo 1: I am a crime reporter. You?
Journo 2: I am an ATM/bank queue reporter. I’ve become quite a specialist at it too!
One TV news channel to another…
Bhala tumhara ATM line hamara ATM line se lamba kaise?
Modi: I can end black money!
Media: I can end Modi’s career! (By showing only negativity. Trying and failing since 2002.)
Before….
Show a line of commentators on the TV screen venting non-stop.
Now….
Show a bank/ATM line on the TV screen venting non-stop.
ATM/Bank queues are the new Panel Discussions for Indian TV news channels.
There is a breed of commentators in India who have no ideology or stand or real views.
They just oppose whatever Modi does.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
2009—Manmohan will bring change.
2011—Anna Hazare will bring change.
2014—Modi will bring change.
2016—The bank manager will bring change.
ATM: Any Time Money.
STM: Some Time Money.
#MakeInIndia + #Demonetization
=
Eradicating Pakistani counterfeit notes.
Citizen in 2014: Modi I want you to change this country.
Citizen in 2016: Modi I want you bring lots of change in this country.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
She had it all…
H—Hubby ex-President
I—Intellectuals
L—Liberals
L—Leftists
A—Aliens (Illegal)
R—Radio-TV-Newspapers
Y—Year-long lead
She still lost!!!
In the Trump-Hillary match—organizers, officials, umpires, commentators, judges… all were with Hillary and she still lost.
Hillary supporters yet understand the magnitude of the ultimate loser.
If Trump’s slogan was #ImWithHim.
If Hillary’s slogan was #MakeAmericaGreatAgain.
Liberals would say…
Trump is an egotistic bigot!
Hillary is inclusive!
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Trump is here for 4 years. Deal with it.
Yet more Trump triumph musings…
How the #2014Modi fight resembled the #2016Trump one…
Musings on the “shock” Trump victory…
“Trump is President!” musings…
Yet more US Presidential musings…
Hillary and US Presidential musings…
#USPresidentialPolls2016 musings…
This is how the Hillary-Trump debates will go…
US Presidential election musings…
No matter how low Hillary sunks, they’ll attack Trump…
Who is wrong? The media-liberal-intellectual gang or the people of the world?