#LaluLand
Kejri wants to be like Lalu.
Nitish joins hands with Lalu.
Mamata will turn WB into Laluland.
Media will continue loving Lalu.
Jab tak rahega samose main alu,
Tab tak Kejri ka nautanki rahega chalu.
#AngreziLalu
Rulers of…
National politics—Modi.
Comedy—Pappu.
Drama—Kejri.
Jungle Raj—Lalu.
Illegal aliens—Mamata.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Only in India is a murder measured by caste, religion, political allegiance, who’s CM and who’s PM.
Nobody really cares for the dead person.
In India living people are treated like shit.
Dead people are treated like gold.
One secular death is 100 times greater than 100 communal deaths.
When you get into such equations, you will never get a solution.
Crime rates spiked under Akhilesh, Mamata and Nitish’s latest term.
But since they are secular, don’t hold them accountable for anything.
Complete Freedom of Speech is granted only to Modi Haters.
Kejri, Mamata, Nitish, Kanhaiya etc have wisely realized this.
A jungle is beautiful.
In a jungle animals kill to survive not for fun.
Jungle Raj is wrong—it’s Goonda Raj. Anarchy.
And it’s all Nitish’s doing.
#Bihar
Modi good governance kare to jallaad.
Akhilesh/Nitish/Lalu/Mamata bad governance kare to laadla/laadli.
What about the people suffering under them?
3 most pressing issues for citizens of Delhi…
1. Modi’s degree.
2. Kanhaiya’s welfare.
3. Uttarakhand
Power, garbage, paani sab gaya tel lene.
Source: CM.
Nitish-Lalu-Mamata-Akhilesh-Siddu are destroying governance in their States.
No alleged intellectual-liberal-secular cares.
They are supported in fact.
Deaths in Bihar are rampant.
Some times they are covered by media.
Never are Nitish-Lalu pulled up for the same.
Two perfect politicians?
To me the biggest political mystery is how India’s worst roughest rudest Goonda Raj politician gets so much love, adoration and support.
#Lalu
Worse the politician, greater the support among intellectuals, seculars, media and liberals.
Good governance is dead boring.
Nitish knows that no matter how much he goofs up, he will be a darling for PM candidate by 2018 and hence Goonda Raj will continue unabated.
Bihar-WB-UP have already become more dangerous than J&K.
Who cares?
Everyone knew that Nitish would give bad governance with Lalu.
Everyone knows that Pappu will give bad governance when he becomes Prime Minister.
He’s planning a Sangh-mukt Bharat.
But the way it’s going we may end up with a Nitish-mukt Bihar.
1990 WTF1: Lalu elected!
1995 WTF2: Lalu re-elected!
2000 WTF3: Lalu re-elected again!
2015 WTF4: Lalu makes a comeback!
Fit case for dismissal of Bihar-UP-WB governments over law and order but this cannot even be discussed let alone implemented.
#BiharGoondaRaj
#UttarPradeshGoondaRaj
#WestBengalGoondaRaj
All accepted as normal now.
2004.
Left Front 60 LS seats.
Invincible in West Bengal.
Great time for Communist student politics.
2016.
Communist politics of any kind no longer a lifelong option.
The #AdarshLiberals philosophy…
Ek Sonia pe ek billion Indians kurbaan.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Kejri went to the centre of Delhi, pointed at the ground and said…
Saugandh Lalu ki khaatein hain, hum Bihar wahin banayenge!
By 2020…
India would be transformed.
Amaravati would be a brand new smart city.
Delhi would become Bihar.
And Bihar God only knows what.
At the entrance of West Bengal, Bihar and Delhi in 2020…
Abandon hope all ye who enter here.
Delhi tolerated a 100 Kejri absurdities from 2014-15.
With the way it’s going, they’ll have to tolerate a few 100 more till 2020.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
#NitishKumar
Expectations…
I will defeat Modi in 2014!
Reality…
I defeated Manjhi in 2015! Phew!
New expectation…
I will defeat (Sushil) Modi in 2016.
#NitishKumar
2013: I will be fighting for PMship in 2014.
2015: I am fighting for CMship in 2015 and political survival in 2016.
One Modi hating ex-CM recaptures his chair. (Nitish)
The other hopes to do so on February 10. (Kejri)
Every CM (except Modi) who wanted to be PM lost CMship…
Maya, Jaya, Nitish, Kejri.
Even Mulayam turned down CM’s post to be PM.
Next: Mamata?
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
2001: Don’t you dare do a Bihar!
2011: Why don’t you do a Bihar?
1955: I feel as special as Kashmir.
2011: I feel as tired and weary as Kashmir.
1989: The Congress is destroying Uttar Pradesh.
1999: The BJP is destroying Uttar Pradesh.
2007: Mulayam Singh Yadav is destroying Uttar Pradesh.
2011: Mayawati is destroying Uttar Pradesh.
2012: Who will destroy Uttar Pradesh?
1957, 67, 69, 70, 78, 80, 87, 96, 2006: Kerala is being “Left” behind.
1962, 77, 81, 91, 2001, 11: Kerala is being left behind thanks to the Congress.
2010: May you last as long as the West Bengal Communist government.
2011: May you not be forgotten the way the West Bengal Communist government was.
© Sunil Rajguru