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The tragedy that is Lalu…

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#JungleRaj returned to Bihar on November 8, 2015.
The media merely brought this to notice in a big way on May 6, 2017.
#BiharKaCMShahabuddin

Nitish rules himself out as Prime Minister.
By the time Lalu is done with him, Nitish will rule himself out as Chief Minister too.

Lalu was voted to power in 1990, 1995, 2000 & 2015.
His family may be voted many times in the future.
Gone case. Kucch nahin ho sakta.

Lalu.
Arrested in 1997.
Convicted in 2013.
Still having a jolly good time in 2017.
Still immensely respected by many.

Lalu proved to be India’s worst politician the year he took over in 1990.
Since then he grew worse every year but adored more every year by #AdarshLiberals.

Lalu ke chele chaara khaate hai.
Choohe daaru peete hai.
#AdarshLiberals mewa khaate hai.
Aam janta galat vote ke silsile main gam khaate hai roz.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Lalu still rocks musings…

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#LaluLand
Kejri wants to be like Lalu.
Nitish joins hands with Lalu.
Mamata will turn WB into Laluland.
Media will continue loving Lalu.

Jab tak rahega samose main alu,
Tab tak Kejri ka nautanki rahega chalu.
#AngreziLalu

Rulers of…
National politics—Modi.
Comedy—Pappu.
Drama—Kejri.
Jungle Raj—Lalu.
Illegal aliens—Mamata.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Never in the history of Indian politics…

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Never in the history of India has a person with so many talents and achievements been attacked so much.
#Modi

Never in the history of India has a person with so little talent and achievements been admired so much.
#Sonia

Never in the history of India has a person with so much crime, misgovernance and incompetence been adored so much.
#Lalu

Never in the history of India has a person got these many opportunities and this much coverage and exposure and flopped such.
#Pappu

Never in the history of India has a person with this much education and support proved to be such a selfish incompetent duffer in the world of politics.
#Kejri

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The End of Bihar as we know it…

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Jab tak rahega samose main aloo,
Tab tak rahega Bihar main Laloo,
Aur ghanghor Jungle Raj rahega chaloo,
Nitish bola good governance ko thoda taloo,
Phir saare chor badmaash ko paloo,
Aur ant main saara development ko main permanently maar daloo.
The End.

Lalu Kachalu beta kahan gaye the?
Retirement ki tokri main so rahe the,
Modi ne laat mara ro rahe the,
Nitish ne alliance kiya to has rahe the.
(Ab Bihar bees saal tak royega,
Lalu + pariwar bees saal tak hasta rahega)

1990-2005: ‪#‎JungliDin‬‬‬
2005-10: ‪#‎AccheDin‬‬‬
2010-15: ‪#‎KuchAccheDin‬‬‬
Voter: Aaj kuch toofaani karte hain,
#JungliDin ko waapis laate hai.

Bihar slapped.
The 5 fingers…
Lalu: Ex-CM.
Rabri: Ex-CM future RS MP.
Tejashwi: Dy CM.
Tej Pratap: Minister.
Misa: Future RS MP.

While we will have 20 new ‪#‎SmartCities‬; Patna, Kolkata and Bengaluru are in danger of becoming ‪#‎DumbCities‬ due to pathetic governance.‬‬‬‬

Nitish gets stuck in the lift in January 2016 and says, “Sorry, I lost power today.”
Bihar: But didn’t you lose power on November 8, 2015?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The bad CM now wants to be a worse PM…

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2019 election pitch…
I have proved to be a worse CM than Sheila.
Now please give me a chance to be a worse PM than Modi.
—Sri Sri Kejri Baba.

Kejri aspires to be better than Modi.
However the truth is that so far he is not even 1% of Sheila Dikshit!

_____* problem.
It’s Modi’s fault, not mine.
—Kejri.
* = Pollution. Salary. Power. Garbage. Money. Corruption. Cough. Headache. Whatever…

Top 3 IIT alumni politicians…
1. Manohar Parrikar.
2. Jairam Ramesh.
3. Krishan Kant.
Rising star—Jayant Sinha.
Worst…
Sri Sri Kejri Baba.

2015: Here’s my 2020 vision for Delhi.
2020: Here’s my 2025 vision for Delhi.
Voter: Just give me back my Delhi of 2013!

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The Golden Misgovernance Quadrilateral…

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West Bengal-Bihar-UP-Delhi.
The Golden Misgovernance Quadrilateral.

You can fool some of the people some of the time. (India)
You can fool some of the people all the time. (Delhi)
But you can’t fool all the people all the time.
‪#‎AAP‬

Jab take rahega samose main alu,
Tab tak rahega Bihar main Lalu,
Chalo kardu 13.5% luxury tax chalu.
Aur pata nahin main kya kya kar dalu.
—Nitish.

While ‪#‎Malda‬ is a blot, what is chilling is that it’s probably not even among Mamata’s 5 biggest blots since 2011.
‪#‎WasteBengal‬

Lalu: Super CM.
Tejaswi: Future CM.
Tej: Could be CM.
Misa: Would be CM.
Rabri: Ex-CM.
Nitish: Who?

These versions by Sunil Rajguru