Congress—We can destroy West Bengal.
CPM—We will destroy West Bengal.
Mamata—I have destroyed West Bengal.
2011: I’ll be India’s worst Chief Minister—Mamata.
2012: No me—Akhilesh.
2013: Me—Kejri.
2015: I wanna join—Nitish.
Kejri is 2020…
Here is a list of my 1000 achievements!
Voter: But none of these have happened!
Kejri: It’s not my fault. 500 didn’t happen because of Modi, 300 due to Jang and 200 due to Bassi.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Lalu has proved that the uneducated masses can be fooled non-stop.
Kejri has proved that the educated masses can be fooled non-stop.
Mamata has proved that West Bengal is so addicted to Communism that it will accept it in any another form.
UP has proved that no matter who it chooses, the State will continue to sink further.
The Congress has proved that no matter how much it sinks, it will never let go of the Dynasty.
© Sunil Rajguru
Bihar’s Top 3 industries by 2020…
1. Bootlegging industry.
2. Kidnapping industry.
3. Lootmaar industry.
#Lalu
2015: Jungle Raj returns to Bihar.
2016: Won’t even be able to drown your sorrows with drinks as prohibition arriving in Bihar.
#NitishKiJaiHo
BJP should make Manjhi Governor of Bihar.
Then it will become a land of Super Chief Ministers.
#Lalu #Rabri #LaluKeBete #MiffedMisa
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
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Please read to the tune of John Lennon’s Imagine…
Imagine there’s no development,
It’s easy if you try,
No roads below us,
Above us no electricity poles (only sky).
Imagine all the people,
Suffering day after day…
Imagine there’s no law and order,
It isn’t hard to do,
Everything kill and die for,
And no governance too.
Imagine all the people,
Living life in pieces…
You may say I’m a rotten politician,
But I’m not the only one,
Every party is rushing to join us,
And the rotten political world will be as one.
Imagine no possessions,
I know you already can,
Nothing but greed and hunger,
A brotherhood of the Jungle Raj Man,
Imagine all the people,
Sharing all the loot…
You may say I’m a rotten politician,
But I’m not the only one,
Every party is rushing to join us,
And the rotten political world will be as one!
Original song: Imagine
Singer: John Lennon.
Year: 1971
(This spoof by Sunil Rajguru)
In Modi’s first ever big State big loss in his entire career, BJP increases vote share while Bihar gets Jungle Raj and a convict as a power centre.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
BJP in Bihar…
Keep your enemies away and your friends even more away.
Fact of the day…
BJP has increased its vote share in each and every election after Modi took charge.
Winning even in more municipalities.
1947-2014: Congress was Establishment or Establishment-in-waiting.
2014-_: Despite #BiharResults, Modi is still the Establishment with no-one in waiting.
If you used Tarot Cards for Indian election opinion/exit polls, you’d get the same results and save tonnes of money.
#BiharResults
Both Nitish and Modi are pro-development.
Nitish + Modi & allies = 51% vote share.
One way of looking at it!
#BiharResults
These versions by Sunil Rajguru