Lalu has proved that the uneducated masses can be fooled non-stop.
Kejri has proved that the educated masses can be fooled non-stop.
Mamata has proved that West Bengal is so addicted to Communism that it will accept it in any another form.
UP has proved that no matter who it chooses, the State will continue to sink further.
The Congress has proved that no matter how much it sinks, it will never let go of the Dynasty.
© Sunil Rajguru
Kejri always thinks really big.
At this rate he will become India’s worst politician ever since 1947.
How he should be introduced…
The Supreme Leader, His Exalted Highness Shri Shri Shri VVVVIP Arvind Kejriwal ji ji padhaar rahe hai.
I promise only 50%.
Meaning “Main hoon Aam Aadmi” becomes…
“Main hoo”.
(Also applicable on Mujhe chahiye S̶w̶a̶r̶a̶j̶)
—Arvind Kejriwal
Kejri is part of a secret Congressi plot.
Kejri will look so bad by 2019 that even Pappu will look really good by then.
We promised free Wi-Fi/Water/Power but since the media is satisfied with free entertainment, the voters should be satisfied too.
Even if Congress, BJP, RJD, JDU, JDS, TMC… combine they can’t give the 100% nonsensical entertainment that the AAP can give 24X7.
Kejri apologized for quitting in 2014.
Got 67 seats in 2015.
Kejri apologized for AAP rally death.
Will be forgiven 67 times this year for mistakes to come.
Paanch Saal Kejriwal…
2 months down.
Just 58 more to go.
Ye to sirf shuruwaat hai.
Aage aage dekhiye hota hai kya.
The Triumvirate…
Yogendra Yadav: More irritating that Manish Tiwari.
Ashutosh: More idiotic than Pappu.
Kejriwal: Smoother and oiler than Laloo.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Pakistan is not a State.
It is a loose alliance of generals, politicians, US officials and terrorists.
Indian men watching Pak turmoil on news channels.
Indian women watching serene Pak soap operas on Zindagi.
Now all we need is an Indo-Pak cricket match for the sports channels.
It’s quite simple actually.
In Pakistan, night (dictatorship) always follows the day (democracy).
Also, the day is as dark as the night.
Imran Khan’s jingle for Pakistan is…
Boore din aane waale hai.
Lose elections.
Become irrelevant.
Lay siege to a capital.
Do lots of drama.
Rubbish journalists.
Party infighting.
24X7 TV coverage.
Iconic leader good at everything but politics.
#AAP #PTI
Imran Khan is the boy who didn’t even own the bat and got out and continued batting claiming that the bat was his.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru