More Imran Khan-PTI musings…

Pakistan is not a State.
It is a loose alliance of generals, politicians, US officials and terrorists.

Indian men watching Pak turmoil on news channels.
Indian women watching serene Pak soap operas on Zindagi.
Now all we need is an Indo-Pak cricket match for the sports channels.

It’s quite simple actually.
In Pakistan, night (dictatorship) always follows the day (democracy).
Also, the day is as dark as the night.

Imran Khan’s jingle for Pakistan is…
Boore din aane waale hai.

Lose elections.
Become irrelevant.
Lay siege to a capital.
Do lots of drama.
Rubbish journalists.
Party infighting.
24X7 TV coverage.
Iconic leader good at everything but politics.
‪#‎AAP‬ ‪#‎PTI‬

Imran Khan is the boy who didn’t even own the bat and got out and continued batting claiming that the bat was his.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

When Imran Khan tried to take over Pakistan…

Sometime in 1947…
That this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that government of the army, by the army, for the army, shall not perish from Pakistan.

Imran Khan and Arvind Kejriwal are twins.
The only difference is that while the former is backed Generals, the latter was backed by Editors.

Pakistan today…
Mr Sharif: The power behind the PM’s chair.
General Sharif: The power behind the power.
America: The power behind the power behind the power.
Imran: Just behind power.

Nawaz Sharif: Head of democracy.
Raheel Sharif: Head of army.
Imran Khan: Head of anarchy.

Why New Pakistan?
Just rename it Pachaosistan.

Aide: Forget Imran, he’s going cuckoo.
Nawaz: I’m more worried about Pakistan going coup-coup.

Team Imran Khan lost all its wickets in 2013 but is curiously still batting in 2014.

Pakistan main Army kabaab hai aur democracy haddi.

Batsman: Nawaz Sharif.
Bowler: Imran Khan.
Umpire General Raheel Sharif: Koi baat nahin, no ball pe no ball feke jao.

Pakistan’s biggest enemy is not India, but Pakistan.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru