Congress—We can destroy West Bengal.
CPM—We will destroy West Bengal.
Mamata—I have destroyed West Bengal.

2011: I’ll be India’s worst Chief Minister—Mamata.
2012: No me—Akhilesh.
2013: Me—Kejri.
2015: I wanna join—Nitish.

Kejri is 2020…
Here is a list of my 1000 achievements!
Voter: But none of these have happened!
Kejri: It’s not my fault. 500 didn’t happen because of Modi, 300 due to Jang and 200 due to Bassi.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru