Modi ka naam lete rahenge marte dam tak…

Next round of Assembly elections in April-May 2016.
Till then India will be very tolerant.
It could suddenly turn Fascist in March 2016.

Most of those who use the term ‪#‎ModiBhakt‬ are…
‪#‎SoniaBhakts‬
‪#‎KejriBhakts‬
‪#‎LaluBhakts‬
‪#‎PappuBhakts‬
‪#‎NehruBhakts‬
…in that order.

Sonia…
1991: Handed PMship on a platter.
1998: Handed Cong presidency on a platter.
2004: Handed power on a platter.
2009: Handed dictatorship on a platter.
Modi…
Will struggle all his life.

BJP PM is working.
BJP Cabinet Ministers are working.
BJP CMs are working.
BJP leaders are talking shit.
BJP spokesmen are out of their depth.
Media is enjoying.

British media gives Modi hostile reception.
British people, Prime Minister and Queen gives Modi greatest reception ever for an Indian Prime Minister.
Which matters more?
‪#‎ModiInUK‬

Indian politicians…
Obama, please Modi ko ban karo!
UN Secretary General, please intolerance ka kuch karo!
Nawaz Sharif, please Modi ko hatao!

Modi kept the two giants of the Indian Right—Subramanian Swamy and Arun Shourie—out of the Cabinet.
You can’t win a media/communication war like that.

In 2014 had Subramanian Swamy been made the Home Minister and Arun Shourie the Finance Minister, things would have moved in fast forward.

Modi’s 5 biggest achievements so far…
‪#‎ToiletRevolution‬
‪#‎EnergyPush‬
‪#‎BlockbusterForeignPolicy‬
‪#‎OROP‬
‪#‎StreamlinedBureaucracy‬
Haters will scream he’s done nothing all the way till 2019.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

#AdarshLiberals and Modi…

The man who has been tolerating millions of pieces of abuse, slander, lies, false allegations and smear campaigns for 13 long years is called intolerant!

Modi gets 10 successive successes.
‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ wait for failure and scream about that failure 24X7 through his next 10 successes.

Modi 99% good and 1% bad.
So focus 100% on the 1%!
Sonia 0% good and 100% bad.
So… ummm… errr… let’s not focus on her at all!
‪#‎AdarshLiberal‬

Biggest mass murderers of 20th century…
1. Mao.
2. Stalin.
3. Hitler.
Biggest riots under…
1. Nehru (1947).
2. Rajiv (1984).
3. Indira (Nellie).
‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ worship 5/6 of above!

Modi lives in a world where he’s respected by world leaders, in charge of the Government and launching scheme upon scheme.
In the ‪#‎AdarshLiberal‬ world he’s mud.
Never the twain shall meet.

Modi speaks tons through speeches, Twitter, Mann ki Baat etc.
Then what is this silence business?
He doesn’t say what ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ want to hear.

Edwin Lutyens designed Lutyens’ Delhi.
Lutyens’ Delhi designed Loot-in India.

Jungle Raj under Lalu is any day preferable over Development under Modi.
Anarchy under Kejri is any day preferable over Development under Modi.
Destruction under Mamata is any day preferable over Development under Modi.
Misrule under Siddaramiah is any day preferable over Development under Modi.
‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬

Modi is an overperformer in…
Building school toilets.
Energy sector.
Foreign policy.
‪#‎OROP‬
Infrastructure project starts.
Boosting our borders.
Tightening bureaucracy.
Jan Dhan Yojana.

Fir bhi log gaali pe gaale de rahe.
Jo kaam nahin karta usko chhod dete hai.
Jo desh ko bigaad rahe hain unki taarif karte hai. (Akhilesh, Mamata, Kejri etc)
Jo kaam karte hain sab unhi pe toot padte hai.

#‎AdarshLiberals‬ still hoping Advani will be BJP’s Prime Ministerial candidate in 2019 when he’ll be 91.

Evolution of Advani…
1990s: Super communal.
2000s: Communal.
2013: Secular.
2015: Super secular.
‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

#ParisAttacks musings…

IS = Islamic State.
WAS = Was A State.
How long from IS to WAS?
‪#‎ISIS‬ ‪#‎ParisAttacks‬

1939—Let’s get rid of Hitler.
1950s—Let’s get rid of Communism.
1990s—Let’s get rid of Al-Qaeda.
2015—Let’s get rid of Islamic State.

#‎AdarshLiberal‬: Anonymous Twitter troll (who could be a Congressi in disguise) is more dangerous than an actual terrorist with an AK-47.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Governance in this country going to the dogs…

Governance crashing in non-NDA States…
‪#‎WB‬ ‪#‎UP‬ ‪#‎Bihar‬ ‪#‎Karnataka‬
Governance rising in NDA States…
‪#‎AndhraPradesh‬ ‪#‎Rajasthan‬ ‪#‎MadhyaPradesh‬
Verdict: Intolerance rising due to Modi.

The Threequel…
I—1990-97: Lalu Laayo Jungle Raj.
II—1997-2005: Rabri Laayo Lalu Ka Jungle Raj.
I—2015-20: Nitish Laayo Lalu Ka Jungle Raj.

Lalu—The man who destroyed Bihar.
Nitish—The man who rebuilt Bihar and then decided to destroy it soon after.

What if…
After Lalu, Akhilesh and Mamata get re-elected.
By 2019, the troika have ruined their States so badly that India again turns to Modi.

Uneven wheels on Bihar’s car =
One of Bihar’s greatest Chief Ministers
+ India’s worst Chief Minister.

Every 20 years India produces a “worst” politician…
1970s: Lalu.
1990s: Sonia.
2010s: Kejri.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Random Bollywood musings…

Salman Khan should be brand ambassador for Baba Ramdev.
Then we’d get…
Prem Patan(jali) Noodles Khayo.
‪#‎PRDP‬ ‪#‎Bhai‬

Many film critics rate stars’ films between 1 and 5 stars but superstars’ films between 4 and 5 stars.
So for superstars…
Shitty film = 4*.
OK film = 4.5*.
Good/great film = 5*.
(Really shitty film = 3.5*)

I boosted Shahrukh Khan’s career!
—Yash Chopra.
I boosted SRK & Kajol’s career!
—Aditya Chopra.
I boosted Tanishaa’s career!
—Uday Chopra.
I couldn’t even boost Uday’s career!
—Priyanka Chopra.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The #‎AdarshLiberals‬ logic…

Church attacks miraculously stopped when Modi lost Delhi.
Intolerance miraculously stopped when Modi lost Bihar.
What will stop after next elections?

BJP leaders blast Modi.
Congress leaders petrified of Sonia.
Who’s intolerant? Who’s the dictator? Who’s the Fascist?

Worst politicians ever…
1. Sonia.
2. Lalu.
3. Kejri.
‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬’ all-time favourite politicians…
1. Sonia.
2. Lalu.
3. Kejri.

Remember for them…
Mamata destroying WB
+ Akhilesh destroying UP
+ Lalu destroying Bihar
+ Siddu destroying Karnataka
= Modi destroying India.
‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬

Evolution of Advani…
1990s: Super communal.
2000s: Communal.
2013: Secular.
2015: Super secular.

Go figure…
Intolerance & misgovernance rising in non-BJP States.
+ Development rising in BJP States.
= Modi has failed and it’s curtains for him.

India is the only country in the world where intellectuals and media cheer when a convict (Laloo), a nausikhiya (Kejri), an anarchist (Mamata) or an unwilling outsider (Sonia) capture the throne.

2% of India is on Twitter.
0.00002% of Twitter rebuts ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬.
#AdarshLiberals: India has become 100% intolerant and abusive.

Jab tak rahega samosa main alu,
Tab tak rahega ‪#‎AdarshLiberal‬ ka nautanki chalu.

For Delhi ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ gushing over Lalu, please import him as Chief Minister for six months and see if you can survive that!

Sonia ruled like a dictator with 140-200 Lok Sabha seats.
The media can’t touch her with 44 seats.
And Modi has 282 seats.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru