Musings on L’affaire #Gurmehar

What they tell you…
A martyr’s daughter’s freedom of speech.
What it is…
An AAP supporter playing intense politics.
Why else has the entire establishment backed her in such a manner?

Synonyms
#AwardWapsi
#Intolerance
#Kanhaiya
#Gurmehar

For an #AdarshLiberal, Bharat tere tukde honge is free speech, Pakistan tere tukde honge is hate speech and the genocidal Mao is a god.

Then…
Ae mere watan ke logon, zara yaad karo kurbani, jo shaheed…
Now…
Ae mere watan ke tukde tukde karenge, kurbani gayi tel lene, kaun shaheed?

The real issue is that India is steadily getting azadi from these nonsensical azadi demanding groups.

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Modi will never be PM.
Brexit can’t happen.
Trump will never be President.
Peddlers of fake news calling their rivals fake news.

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A short essay on the End of Intolerance in India…

When we got Independence, Prime Minister Jawaharlal Nehru was Intolerance Incorporated. He created a highly intolerant and powerful ruling ecosystem consisting of politicians, bureaucrats, intellectuals, writers, historians, academicians, artists and the rest of Civil Society.

This was an exclusive “You scratch my back and I scratch yours” club that hogged all the privileges of this land. So bad did it get that 6/10 of Nehru’s own Union Cabinet Ministers rebelled against him along with a former Governor General and quit the Congress.

Some rebels against this intolerance like Law Minister Babasaheb Ambedkar were not that lucky politically but the most successful was Industry Minister Syama Prasad Mookerjee who would launch a system that would finally topple this Intolerance (Jana Sangh-Janata Party-BJP).

However this Intolerance raged on unabated for 67 years even when Nehru’s worshippers were in the Central Opposition and peaked from 2004-14.
It finally ended on May 16, 2014.

Now nobody keeps quiet in India. Everybody speaks. Loudly! Modi Haters have a voice. Modi supporters have a voice. Congress trolls thrive. AAP trolls thrive. BJP trolls thrive. In the Capital of the country one day you have a Congress protest. The second day it’s AAP and the third day it’s BJP.

Before the Prime Minister’s post was highly intolerant of those not from the Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty. But today every powerful post in India is slowly becoming tolerant to accepting just about anyone.

But more importantly, opinions from both ends of the spectrum are finally being tolerated.

© Sunil Rajguru

Also read…

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2015: The year of the fake outrage

Why the super intolerant are crying intolerance

Time to shut down the FTII?

#Intolerant Sonia musings…

Motilal conceived the Constitution.
Nehru created it.
Indira nurtured it.
Rajiv strengthened it.
Baaki sab gaye tel lene.

When you run out of arguments…
Tu Aryan hai!
Tune Constitution nahin banaya!
Tu jaanta nahin meri sasuma kaun thi!

Q: Help, I’m doing a project on media houses attacking Modi.
A: Pick up any media house.
Q: Help, I’m doing a project on media houses attacking Sonia.
A: Oh, that’s fiction!

Christianity under attack?
‪#‎Fail‬
Intolerance rising?
#Fail
Next #Fail…
Constitution under attack.

Best media managers…
Gold Medal = Sonia Gandhi.
Silver Medal = Arun Jaitley.
Bronze Medal = Lalu Prasad Yadav.
Consolation Prize = Arvind Kejriwal.

Congress LS MPs: 45.
More awards returned.
More scams done.
More Parliament disruptions.
But Pappu has a lower IQ than that.

Hitler lost the 2014 elections.
Goebbels is still going strong and eyeing 2019.

Rumours about Congress tend to be true.
Media tries to keep quiet even after confirmed.
Rumours about Modi tend to be false.
Media goes ballistic at first sniff.

Kharge’s wisdom…
An Italian born who refused Indian citizenship as long as she could is the upholder of the Indian Constitution.
Anyone else amending it should face bloodshed (‪#‎Raktpath‬).

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The Intolerance nautanki rages on…

The biggest victim of intolerance is Modi.
These jokers will not tolerate him even if he wins 2019.

असहिष्णुता ke pujari the Jawaharlal.
Kiya unke chamcho ne boora haal.
Failaya hai Modi ke khilaaf ek zabardast jaal.
Aur chalega nautanki chaar saal.

What if…
“I have already left the country due to rising intolerance.”
—‪#‎BritishBuddhu‬

1942: ‪#‎QuitIndiaMovement‬
2014-15: ‪#‎JustTalkOfQuittingIndiaMovement‬

Which other country tolerates the likes of Lalu, Mulayam, Pappu, Sonia, Kejri along with corruption, incompetence and general inefficiency?

The biggest right in India is not FoS or FoE but Freedom to do Nautanki.
Sab news channels pe 24X7 nautanki karte rahate hai.
Asli news gayi tel lene.

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How India is a very very very intolerant country under Modi…

Intolerance: Unwillingness or refusal to tolerate or respect opinions or beliefs contrary to one’s own.

Examples in present tense…
1. Sonia refuses to tolerate or respect opinions or beliefs contrary to her own.
2. Kejri refuses to tolerate or respect opinions or beliefs contrary to his own.
3. Mamata refuses to tolerate or respect opinions or beliefs contrary to her own.
4. Mulayam refuses to tolerate or respect opinions or beliefs contrary to his own.

Examples in past tense…
1. Indira refused to tolerate or respect opinions or beliefs contrary to her own.
2. Nehru refused to tolerate or respect opinions or beliefs contrary to his own.
3. Rajiv refused to tolerate or respect opinions or beliefs contrary to his own.

Usages…
1. Modi is intolerant.
2. India is intolerant under Modi.
3. On May 16, 2014, this country suddenly became intolerant.

Irony alert…
The most intolerant people in the country who are blind followers of Nehru, Indira, Sonia etc who cannot tolerate Hindu culture, India’s pluralism, the BJP or Modi are screaming “Intolerance” from rooftops.

© Sunil Rajguru

The intolerance files continue…

Arabpatis living in multi-crore houses travelling in private jets and staying in seven-star hotels crying intolerance.
Ye bhi din dekhne baaki the.
#AamirKhan

A foreign born person who rules her party with an iron fist and whose regime destroyed India is the most tolerant person in India’s history.
#Sonia

1960s: Violence begins in West Bengal.
1990s: Jungle Raj begins in Bihar.
1990s: Terrorism begins in J&K.
2015: Intolerance begins in India.

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Modi haters ka Raj abhi bhi chal raha hai…

I am the 100% man!
100% chamchagiri to the Dynasty.
100% enmity to Modi.
100% uselessness to India.
100% usefulness to media.
—Mani Shankar Aiyar.

1 Mukhauta: Hardline Vajpayee pretending to be liberal.
1000 Mukhautas: Hardline supporters of Mao, Stalin, Naxalism, Congress-CPM violence pretending to be liberal.
‪#‎AdarshLiberal‬

Many Assembly polls till 2019, so more potential ‪#‎AwardWapsis‬.
If Congress returns to power they can have grand ceremony to return returned awards called ‪#‎AwardWapsiWapsi‬.

Whisper something bad against Modi and it becomes the lead.
Deliver a ton of evidence against the Dynasty and it mysteriously disappears.

Shastri cleared Nehru’s mess for Indira.
Rao-Vajpayee cleared Indira-Rajiv’s mess for Sonia.
Modi clearing Sonia’s mess for Pappu?
‪#‎NehruGandhiDynasty‬

Most Indian anchors are far more courteous, friendly and encouraging to Pakistani India haters in TV studios than they are to BJP leaders.

#‎ChurchAttack‬, ‪#‎LalitGate‬, ‪#‎AwardWapsi‬ etc is nothing but a dress rehearsal for the 2019 general elections by all Modi Haters.

A lot of Indian politicians believe in Swiss banks, Pakistani hospitality, Bangladeshi vote banks and Chinese style Communism.

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Modi ka naam lete rahenge marte dam tak…

Next round of Assembly elections in April-May 2016.
Till then India will be very tolerant.
It could suddenly turn Fascist in March 2016.

Most of those who use the term ‪#‎ModiBhakt‬ are…
‪#‎SoniaBhakts‬
‪#‎KejriBhakts‬
‪#‎LaluBhakts‬
‪#‎PappuBhakts‬
‪#‎NehruBhakts‬
…in that order.

Sonia…
1991: Handed PMship on a platter.
1998: Handed Cong presidency on a platter.
2004: Handed power on a platter.
2009: Handed dictatorship on a platter.
Modi…
Will struggle all his life.

BJP PM is working.
BJP Cabinet Ministers are working.
BJP CMs are working.
BJP leaders are talking shit.
BJP spokesmen are out of their depth.
Media is enjoying.

British media gives Modi hostile reception.
British people, Prime Minister and Queen gives Modi greatest reception ever for an Indian Prime Minister.
Which matters more?
‪#‎ModiInUK‬

Indian politicians…
Obama, please Modi ko ban karo!
UN Secretary General, please intolerance ka kuch karo!
Nawaz Sharif, please Modi ko hatao!

Modi kept the two giants of the Indian Right—Subramanian Swamy and Arun Shourie—out of the Cabinet.
You can’t win a media/communication war like that.

In 2014 had Subramanian Swamy been made the Home Minister and Arun Shourie the Finance Minister, things would have moved in fast forward.

Modi’s 5 biggest achievements so far…
‪#‎ToiletRevolution‬
‪#‎EnergyPush‬
‪#‎BlockbusterForeignPolicy‬
‪#‎OROP‬
‪#‎StreamlinedBureaucracy‬
Haters will scream he’s done nothing all the way till 2019.

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