Musings on L’affaire #Gurmehar

What they tell you…
A martyr’s daughter’s freedom of speech.
What it is…
An AAP supporter playing intense politics.
Why else has the entire establishment backed her in such a manner?

Synonyms
#AwardWapsi
#Intolerance
#Kanhaiya
#Gurmehar

For an #AdarshLiberal, Bharat tere tukde honge is free speech, Pakistan tere tukde honge is hate speech and the genocidal Mao is a god.

Then…
Ae mere watan ke logon, zara yaad karo kurbani, jo shaheed…
Now…
Ae mere watan ke tukde tukde karenge, kurbani gayi tel lene, kaun shaheed?

The real issue is that India is steadily getting azadi from these nonsensical azadi demanding groups.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Modi will never be PM.
Brexit can’t happen.
Trump will never be President.
Peddlers of fake news calling their rivals fake news.

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In how many steps can you reach Modi?

Udta Punjab shows how bad the situation of Punjab is.
Punjab is ruled by the Badals.
Badals are aligned with the BJP.
BJP = Modi!

Udta Punjab was almost banned by censor board.
Censor board chief is Pahalaj Nihalini.
Nihalini was appointed by I&B Ministry.
I&B Minister reports to Modi.

Or simply…

Dadri is a sign of worsening law and order in the country.
This country is ruled by Modi.

There is intolerance in the country.
This country is ruled by Modi.

The economy of this country is going nowhere.
This country is ruled by Modi.

© Sunil Rajguru

#BharatMataKiJai @ #NITSrinagar

The irony…
JNU students raised anti-India slogans and were arrested after due procedure.
NIT students raised pro-India slogans and were beaten up.

BJP leaders goofing up day in and day out. Alarming part is that they still look dazzlingly brilliant when compared to AAP-Congress leaders.

New term: “Mild lathi charge”.
Was the lathi mild?
Was the police charge mild?
Did they hit the students mildly?
‪#‎NITSrinagar‬

Bharat tere tukde honge = FoE = Freedom of Expression.
Bharat Mata ki Jai = FoE = Fascism of Extremists.

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#AdarshLiberals musings…

What #AdarshLiberals want…
New post of undisputed Monarch: Sonia.
President: Kejri.
Prime Minister: Pappu.
Home Minister: Lalu.
Foreign Minister: Mamata.
Education Minister: Kanhaiya.
Information & Broadcasting Minister: Diggy Raja.

Very high water guzzlers…
Meat industry.
Washing machines.
Western flushes.
Highest water guzzler for ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ who consume all three…
Holi!

JNU sedition rally and Hyderabad student violence is not shocking.
Shocking is how all this has been raging on unchecked for decades now.

It costs a lot of money to keep the Modi Hate Industry alive.
By keeping quiet and ignoring them, he’s bleeding them financially.

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General JNU musings…

MIT produces GNU.
India produces JNU.
US system encourages StartUps.
Indian system encourages ShutDowns.

MIT: We are developing AI (Artificial Intelligence).
JNU: We are also developing AI (Anti-Indianism).

Which world class university will tolerate non-stop brazen indiscipline by its students?
That’s the real issue in JNU, not anti-India slogans.

ABVP…
Doodh maango to kheer denge,
Kashmir maango to cheer denge.
Commie student unions…
Doodh maango to out of stock bolenge,
Kashmir maango to free main denge.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru