Modi haters ka Raj abhi bhi chal raha hai…

I am the 100% man!
100% chamchagiri to the Dynasty.
100% enmity to Modi.
100% uselessness to India.
100% usefulness to media.
—Mani Shankar Aiyar.

1 Mukhauta: Hardline Vajpayee pretending to be liberal.
1000 Mukhautas: Hardline supporters of Mao, Stalin, Naxalism, Congress-CPM violence pretending to be liberal.
‪#‎AdarshLiberal‬

Many Assembly polls till 2019, so more potential ‪#‎AwardWapsis‬.
If Congress returns to power they can have grand ceremony to return returned awards called ‪#‎AwardWapsiWapsi‬.

Whisper something bad against Modi and it becomes the lead.
Deliver a ton of evidence against the Dynasty and it mysteriously disappears.

Shastri cleared Nehru’s mess for Indira.
Rao-Vajpayee cleared Indira-Rajiv’s mess for Sonia.
Modi clearing Sonia’s mess for Pappu?
‪#‎NehruGandhiDynasty‬

Most Indian anchors are far more courteous, friendly and encouraging to Pakistani India haters in TV studios than they are to BJP leaders.

#‎ChurchAttack‬, ‪#‎LalitGate‬, ‪#‎AwardWapsi‬ etc is nothing but a dress rehearsal for the 2019 general elections by all Modi Haters.

A lot of Indian politicians believe in Swiss banks, Pakistani hospitality, Bangladeshi vote banks and Chinese style Communism.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Modi ka naam lete rahenge marte dam tak…

Next round of Assembly elections in April-May 2016.
Till then India will be very tolerant.
It could suddenly turn Fascist in March 2016.

Most of those who use the term ‪#‎ModiBhakt‬ are…
‪#‎SoniaBhakts‬
‪#‎KejriBhakts‬
‪#‎LaluBhakts‬
‪#‎PappuBhakts‬
‪#‎NehruBhakts‬
…in that order.

Sonia…
1991: Handed PMship on a platter.
1998: Handed Cong presidency on a platter.
2004: Handed power on a platter.
2009: Handed dictatorship on a platter.
Modi…
Will struggle all his life.

BJP PM is working.
BJP Cabinet Ministers are working.
BJP CMs are working.
BJP leaders are talking shit.
BJP spokesmen are out of their depth.
Media is enjoying.

British media gives Modi hostile reception.
British people, Prime Minister and Queen gives Modi greatest reception ever for an Indian Prime Minister.
Which matters more?
‪#‎ModiInUK‬

Indian politicians…
Obama, please Modi ko ban karo!
UN Secretary General, please intolerance ka kuch karo!
Nawaz Sharif, please Modi ko hatao!

Modi kept the two giants of the Indian Right—Subramanian Swamy and Arun Shourie—out of the Cabinet.
You can’t win a media/communication war like that.

In 2014 had Subramanian Swamy been made the Home Minister and Arun Shourie the Finance Minister, things would have moved in fast forward.

Modi’s 5 biggest achievements so far…
‪#‎ToiletRevolution‬
‪#‎EnergyPush‬
‪#‎BlockbusterForeignPolicy‬
‪#‎OROP‬
‪#‎StreamlinedBureaucracy‬
Haters will scream he’s done nothing all the way till 2019.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru