Bihar’s Top 3 industries by 2020…
1. Bootlegging industry.
2. Kidnapping industry.
3. Lootmaar industry.
#Lalu
2015: Jungle Raj returns to Bihar.
2016: Won’t even be able to drown your sorrows with drinks as prohibition arriving in Bihar.
#NitishKiJaiHo
BJP should make Manjhi Governor of Bihar.
Then it will become a land of Super Chief Ministers.
#Lalu #Rabri #LaluKeBete #MiffedMisa
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
They are not fighting for Freedom of Speech.
They are fighting for Freedom to Continue Telling Their Lies.
#AdarshLiberals #AamirKhan
If you question my right to be intolerant, I’ll prove you to be intolerant and launch a high-profile campaign to defame you.
—#AdarshLiberal
Coming soon…
ISEX: Intolerance Stock Exchange.
In India, “Right to Freedom of Speech” and “Right to Malign Modi” are perfect synonyms.
Modi bashing should be declared a national sport.
The three magic words…
I tolerate you.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
Prime Minister—Mann Ki Baat.
Suggestions…
Finance Minister—Dhan Ki Baat.
Defence Minister—Gun Ki Baat.
Sports Minister—Run Ki Baat.
Food Minister—Bun Ki Baat.
Modi—Best PM.
Prabhu—Best RM.
Gadkari—Best InfraM.
Goyal—Best PowerM.
Sushma—Best EAM.
Parrikar—Best DM.
Maybe not yet, but they are trying.
Piyush Goyal is the most powerful Power Minister in India’s history.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru