John Lenon’s Imagine: Bihar remix version…

john-lennon-1010040_640Please read to the tune of John Lennon’s Imagine

Imagine there’s no development,
It’s easy if you try,
No roads below us,
Above us no electricity poles (only sky).
Imagine all the people,
Suffering day after day…

Imagine there’s no law and order,
It isn’t hard to do,
Everything kill and die for,
And no governance too.
Imagine all the people,
Living life in pieces…

You may say I’m a rotten politician,
But I’m not the only one,
Every party is rushing to join us,
And the rotten political world will be as one.

Imagine no possessions,
I know you already can,
Nothing but greed and hunger,
A brotherhood of the Jungle Raj Man,
Imagine all the people,
Sharing all the loot…

You may say I’m a rotten politician,
But I’m not the only one,
Every party is rushing to join us,
And the rotten political world will be as one!

Original song: Imagine
Singer: John Lennon.
Year: 1971

(This spoof by Sunil Rajguru)

Mera Bharat Mahaan, Mera Be-Imaan Neta us-se bhi Mahaan…

The worst politician in India’s history is not attacked. (Sonia)

A nepotistic casteist convict who has zero governance and zero development is loved. (Lalu)

A Minister who builds an illegal telephone exchange in his house is ignored. (Maran)

A woman who builds statues in her honour is forgiven. (Mayawati)

A man who unleashes Jungle Raj in his State is admired. (Akhilesh)

But a man who transformed his State and is now trying to do the same to India and works 24X7 is attacked 24X7.

© Sunil Rajguru