Why is your display picture…

Why did you change your display picture to France when the tragedy happened and not Lebanon?

OK, Lebanon.

Why not Syria, which is forgotten by everyone?

OK, Syria?

Why not Iraq which is totally busted?

Why not Nigeria where Boko Haram is active?

Why not Palestine?

Why not Afghanistan?

Why not…

Why not…

Why not India, since you happen to be from India? Hundreds get killed, beaten and raped every month? Are those lives any less precious?

Actually every country faces the same problem so…

So why not change your DP to the globe which is full of suffering everywhere?

Actually everyone having that DP would be silly, so please revert to your original DP.

© Sunil Rajguru

Modi haters ka Raj abhi bhi chal raha hai…

I am the 100% man!
100% chamchagiri to the Dynasty.
100% enmity to Modi.
100% uselessness to India.
100% usefulness to media.
—Mani Shankar Aiyar.

1 Mukhauta: Hardline Vajpayee pretending to be liberal.
1000 Mukhautas: Hardline supporters of Mao, Stalin, Naxalism, Congress-CPM violence pretending to be liberal.
‪#‎AdarshLiberal‬

Many Assembly polls till 2019, so more potential ‪#‎AwardWapsis‬.
If Congress returns to power they can have grand ceremony to return returned awards called ‪#‎AwardWapsiWapsi‬.

Whisper something bad against Modi and it becomes the lead.
Deliver a ton of evidence against the Dynasty and it mysteriously disappears.

Shastri cleared Nehru’s mess for Indira.
Rao-Vajpayee cleared Indira-Rajiv’s mess for Sonia.
Modi clearing Sonia’s mess for Pappu?
‪#‎NehruGandhiDynasty‬

Most Indian anchors are far more courteous, friendly and encouraging to Pakistani India haters in TV studios than they are to BJP leaders.

#‎ChurchAttack‬, ‪#‎LalitGate‬, ‪#‎AwardWapsi‬ etc is nothing but a dress rehearsal for the 2019 general elections by all Modi Haters.

A lot of Indian politicians believe in Swiss banks, Pakistani hospitality, Bangladeshi vote banks and Chinese style Communism.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Pappu ban gaya #BritishBuddhu gentleman…

Pappu’s computer…
Indan.
Spellcheck suggestions…
British.
Italian.
Infant.
Inane.
Indent.

3 types of people in this country.
1. Corrupt.
2. Keeping quiet about corruption.
3. Subramanian Swamy.

Indian National Congress was started by a Britisher (AO Hume).
It will be finished off by another Britisher (Pappu).

These versions by Sunil Rajguru