How India is a very very very intolerant country under Modi…

Intolerance: Unwillingness or refusal to tolerate or respect opinions or beliefs contrary to one’s own.

Examples in present tense…
1. Sonia refuses to tolerate or respect opinions or beliefs contrary to her own.
2. Kejri refuses to tolerate or respect opinions or beliefs contrary to his own.
3. Mamata refuses to tolerate or respect opinions or beliefs contrary to her own.
4. Mulayam refuses to tolerate or respect opinions or beliefs contrary to his own.

Examples in past tense…
1. Indira refused to tolerate or respect opinions or beliefs contrary to her own.
2. Nehru refused to tolerate or respect opinions or beliefs contrary to his own.
3. Rajiv refused to tolerate or respect opinions or beliefs contrary to his own.

Usages…
1. Modi is intolerant.
2. India is intolerant under Modi.
3. On May 16, 2014, this country suddenly became intolerant.

Irony alert…
The most intolerant people in the country who are blind followers of Nehru, Indira, Sonia etc who cannot tolerate Hindu culture, India’s pluralism, the BJP or Modi are screaming “Intolerance” from rooftops.

© Sunil Rajguru

The intolerance files continue…

Arabpatis living in multi-crore houses travelling in private jets and staying in seven-star hotels crying intolerance.
Ye bhi din dekhne baaki the.
#AamirKhan

A foreign born person who rules her party with an iron fist and whose regime destroyed India is the most tolerant person in India’s history.
#Sonia

1960s: Violence begins in West Bengal.
1990s: Jungle Raj begins in Bihar.
1990s: Terrorism begins in J&K.
2015: Intolerance begins in India.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Raj karega Lalu aur uska pariwar

Modi: Mere paas roads hai, power hai, FDI hi, toilets hai, foreign tours hai, OROP hai… tere paas kya hai?
Lalu: Mere paas biwi, beta, beti aur sabse keemti secularism hai!

If industrialists’ kids goof up, business goes bust.
Bollywood star kids still have to work very hard.
Army officers’ kids still have to clear SSB and training.
But politician’s kids may fail, laze around, make complete asses of themselves and still be successful!
‪#‎NauviFailDyCM‬ ‪#‎Pappu‬

Chief Minister Nitish Kumar set out to be Prime Minister in 2013.
His journey has ended up with him being Half Chief Minister in 2015.
‪#‎LaluRajWapsi‬

After ‪#‎BearHug‬…
Kejri—Main Delhi ko Bihar kaise banau?
Lalu—Chinta mat kar bete, tum sahi raaste pe chal rahe ho!

Modi: I’ll give you development.
Nitish: I’ll give you Lalu.
Lalu: I’ll give you ‪#‎JungleRaj‬ & ‪#‎NauSikhiyaDyCM‬.
‪#‎AdarshLiberal‬: Wheeeee!!!!!! Lalu rocks!

2006: A = IITian Revenue officer.
2007: B = TV star.
2008: C = Delhi Daredevils player.
2015…
A = Chief Minister.
B = Cabinet Minister.
C = Deputy Chief Minister.

Congress launches the JP Movement in States like Tamil Nadu and now Bihar.
From now on it will be the JP effect everywhere.
(JP=Junior Partner)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Kejri-Lalu bhai bhai…

Kejri took so many U-turns that he came back to where he started.
Then he did the above so many times he became a roundabout.
Now he’s measured by revolutions per minute (rpm).

Kejri was a disaster as CM in 2014.
He then got 67 seats.
Kejri is a bigger disaster in 2015.
He will now get 70/70 seats.
‪#‎LaluBearHug‬

#‎AccheDin‬ for…
Kejri, he’s a VVIP.
Lalu, he’s back.
Sonia, so much mileage from 44 seats.
Pappu, despite infinite failures, he’s still around.
Media, still attacking Modi 24X7 and not doing real stories.

Spot the difference…
He gave bribe. I didn’t ask for it.
—Corrupt official.
I didn’t hug Lalu. He pulled and hugged me.
—Kejri.

Biggest enemy for Delhi Police…
2011—Corrupt.
2012—Rapists.
2013—Match-fixers.
2014—Kejri.
2015—AAP MLAs.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru