Seven days of the Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty…

The beginning and end of the Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty…

On the first day he created Motilal.

On the second day he created Jawaharlal.

On the third day he created Indira.

On the fourth day he created Sanjay.

On the fifth day he created Rajiv.

On the sixth day he created Sonia.

On the seventh day he created Pappu and rested permanently after that.

This version by Sunil Rajguru

#Intolerant Sonia musings…

Motilal conceived the Constitution.
Nehru created it.
Indira nurtured it.
Rajiv strengthened it.
Baaki sab gaye tel lene.

When you run out of arguments…
Tu Aryan hai!
Tune Constitution nahin banaya!
Tu jaanta nahin meri sasuma kaun thi!

Q: Help, I’m doing a project on media houses attacking Modi.
A: Pick up any media house.
Q: Help, I’m doing a project on media houses attacking Sonia.
A: Oh, that’s fiction!

Christianity under attack?
‪#‎Fail‬
Intolerance rising?
#Fail
Next #Fail…
Constitution under attack.

Best media managers…
Gold Medal = Sonia Gandhi.
Silver Medal = Arun Jaitley.
Bronze Medal = Lalu Prasad Yadav.
Consolation Prize = Arvind Kejriwal.

Congress LS MPs: 45.
More awards returned.
More scams done.
More Parliament disruptions.
But Pappu has a lower IQ than that.

Hitler lost the 2014 elections.
Goebbels is still going strong and eyeing 2019.

Rumours about Congress tend to be true.
Media tries to keep quiet even after confirmed.
Rumours about Modi tend to be false.
Media goes ballistic at first sniff.

Kharge’s wisdom…
An Italian born who refused Indian citizenship as long as she could is the upholder of the Indian Constitution.
Anyone else amending it should face bloodshed (‪#‎Raktpath‬).

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Raj karega #AdarshLiberal…

#‎AdarshLiberals‬ abuse and attack their opponents viciously and if someone gives them back online they are called Trolls and if someone counters them in the offline world then it’s called an attack on their freedom of speech.

200 million citizens can vote for NDA and bring Modi to power.
Just 200 ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ can hold the whole nation to ransom with their hate.

‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ ke liye ‪#‎AccheDin‬ 1947 main hi aaye the.
‪#‎BureDin‬ to 2014 se chaalu hue.

#‎AdarshLiberal‬: There is great intolerance in India!
Question: But don’t you think…
#AdarshLiberal: Shut up! We won’t tolerate any other view point!

Heads I win, tails you lose…
Celebrity screams intolerance.
Silence.
See everyone agrees.
Protests.
See protests prove his point!

India today…
Stop talking rubbish.
Freedom of speech!
OK, talk rubbish, I won’t listen.
Intolerance!

2013: Intolerance Begins.
2014: The Dark Intolerance.
2015: The Dark Intolerance Rises.

India main sab ek doosre ko gaali de rahe hain.
Fir bol rahe Freedom of Speech nahin hain.
Jo sabse jyaada gaali de rahe hai, intolerance chilla rahe hain.

Incredible India will promote free return tickets for tourists.
Incredibly Intolerant India will promote free one way tickets for citizens out of India

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

India-South Africa Nagpur Test musings…

The level of intolerance against South African batsmen shown by Indian spinners has reached new depths.

South Africa requires 310 runs in 1704 balls (284 overs) and they’re still not the favourites!
Welcome to Test cricket!

Strange team South Africa.
Hasn’t lost a Test series abroad in 9 years.
Hasn’t won a Test series at home against Australia in 45 years!

Even though it’s the Third Test, today is the 5th day of the India-South Africa Test series.

Nagpur opens with a 5th day 3rd session pitch on the 1st day 1st session!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru