Intolerant Modi.
Congress tolerated dynastic succession, sycophancy, mediocrity, scams, poverty, stupidity, Pakistan, ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬…

2004 Lok Sabha elections—Sonia 145 seats. Vajpayee 138.
Intellectuals—Sonia has right to rule!
2014—Modi 282. Sonia 44.
Intellectuals—Modi has no right to rule!

Instead of ‪#‎AwardWapsi‬, why not write a protest book?
A—Well for one nobody would read it and two we wouldn’t get an award in this climate of intolerance, now would we?

A billion words spent on “My words have been silenced”.
“Intolerance is rising” say the few hundred intolerant jokers who have been tolerated for no rhyme or reason for decades.

2002-11—What about Godhra?
2012—What about Advani?
2013—What about acceptance?
2014—What about 31%?
2015—What about intolerance?
2016—What about__?

Intellectuals…
Laloo—Caste!
Wah wah!
Sonia—Dynasty!
Wah wah!
Kejri—Anarchy!
Wah wah!
Modi—Development!
Chal hat! Pata nahin kahan se aaya!

Released successfully in 2015…
The Intolerables.
Successfully playing in all TV studios all across India.
Nautanki performed by 30+ writers.

#‎AdarshLiberal‬
Will mourn if a PM promising governance wins.
Will celebrate wildly if a nepotistic casteist corrupt Jungle Raj convict wins.
‪#‎BiharPolls‬

Time is ripe for an Intolerance App that tells the intolerance levels of the world, country, State, city… at any given point of time.

Whenever people start getting tired of Modi, ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ start a campaign that gets him tonnes of sympathy.

Beauty Queen = I want world peace.
‪#‎AdarshLiberal‬ Drama Queen = I want to end intolerance in India.
‪#‎AwardWapsi‬ ‪#‎IntolerantLiberals‬

Hollywood trilogy…
Batman Begins.
The Dark Knight.
The Dark Knight Rises.
‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬’ trilogy…
2013: Communalism Begins.
2014: The Intolerance.
2015: The Intolerance Rises.

1. ‪#‎BlowToModi‬ ‪#‎Fail‬
2. ‪#‎ModisBiggestTest‬ #Fail
3. ‪#‎IntoleranceRisingUnderModi‬ #Fail
4. ???

#‎AdarshLiberal‬ 1: Say the three magic words!
#AdarshLiberal 2: India is intolerant!
#AdarshLiberal 1: Awww!!!!

Meanwhile, Twitter dealing with InTROLLerance.

2000s: First IT Revolution (Information Technology).
2015: Second IT Revolution (InTolerance).

Q: Sir you’re great.
Celebrity: Hmm.
Q: Sir you’re wonderful.
Celebrity: Hmm.
Q: Sir intolerance is rising.
Celebrity: Hmm.
Banner headline: Celebrity says intolerance is rising!

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Happiest is Pranabda.
Sonia has to keep taking appointment and marching to meet him.
For the first time ever Indian President > Congress President.

Sonia has been Congress President for a whopping 17 years running.
‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬: Too less! Too less!
Modi has been Prime Minister for over a year.
#AdarshLiberals: Too much! Too much!

Just a matter of time before Indian Intolerance Institute is launched with Sonia as its head and funded by… well funding will be a problem now won’t it?

Durbar usually applies to the ruler.
This is the first time where the opposition leader has such a widespread durbar.
‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ ‪#‎Sonia‬

#‎AdarshLiberals‬: Sonia tolerated us. Modi is not tolerating us. So we are right about intolerance.
Point!

Nehru ‪#‎CommieBharoAndolan‬
Indira ‪#‎JailBharoAndolan‬
Sanjay ‪#‎MaaroPeetoAndolan‬
Sonia ‪#‎UPAscamAndolan‬
Finally Nayantara does her family proud…
‪#‎AwardWapsiAndolan‬

Congress (Intolerance).
Intolerant National Congress.
Indira/Sonia Gandh(i)ntolerant.

Pappu—The man who has given more political speeches than he has grey cells in his brain.

From 1947-2014 a Nehru-Gandhi Dynast was either a Prime Minister or Prime Minister-in-waiting.
This is the first time ever that’s not so.
Hence the panic.

#‎AdarshLiberals‬ are missing the tinpotelarance of the tin pot dictator who ruled from 2004-14.

Mahatma pointed to Lutyens Delhi and said, “Motilal, hum Dynasty wahin banayenge!”

Abki baari Atal Bihari.
—Advani.
Abki baari Modi Baahari.
—Amit Shah.
Abki baari Sonia Baahari.
—Nitish.

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BJP in Centre = Blame BJP.
BJP in Opposition = Blame BJP.
BJP in State = Blame BJP.
BJP in State Opposition = Blame BJP.
BJP nowhere in the picture = Still allege BJP!

The curious case of the Beef Ban…
Demanded by Tilak.
Promised by Mahatma.
Guaranteed by Nehru.
Implemented by Congress Chief Ministers.
Blamed on Modi.

Modi has just entered the Guinness Book of World Records for maximum number of people exercising their FoS + FoE under a world leader.

Akhilesh and Mamata meet and say …
Let’s ruin our States’ law and order even further and then Modi will really get it from the media!

Sonia, MMS, Sibal, Khurshid, Shinde doing bad work… save them.
Modi, Sushma, Parrikar, Prabhu, Gadkari, Goyal doing good work… focus on statements of minor leaders.

Next time someone calls Modi a 31% PM, retort he’s a 200-million PM.
(Number of people who voted for NDA which had vote share of 38.5%)

For the first time in the history of global democracy, 200 million voted for one man.
A few hundred are trying to overturn that with a fake campaign.

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