Intolerant Modi.
Congress tolerated dynastic succession, sycophancy, mediocrity, scams, poverty, stupidity, Pakistan, ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬…

2004 Lok Sabha elections—Sonia 145 seats. Vajpayee 138.
Intellectuals—Sonia has right to rule!
2014—Modi 282. Sonia 44.
Intellectuals—Modi has no right to rule!

Instead of ‪#‎AwardWapsi‬, why not write a protest book?
A—Well for one nobody would read it and two we wouldn’t get an award in this climate of intolerance, now would we?

A billion words spent on “My words have been silenced”.
“Intolerance is rising” say the few hundred intolerant jokers who have been tolerated for no rhyme or reason for decades.

2002-11—What about Godhra?
2012—What about Advani?
2013—What about acceptance?
2014—What about 31%?
2015—What about intolerance?
2016—What about__?

Intellectuals…
Laloo—Caste!
Wah wah!
Sonia—Dynasty!
Wah wah!
Kejri—Anarchy!
Wah wah!
Modi—Development!
Chal hat! Pata nahin kahan se aaya!

Released successfully in 2015…
The Intolerables.
Successfully playing in all TV studios all across India.
Nautanki performed by 30+ writers.

#‎AdarshLiberal‬
Will mourn if a PM promising governance wins.
Will celebrate wildly if a nepotistic casteist corrupt Jungle Raj convict wins.
‪#‎BiharPolls‬

Time is ripe for an Intolerance App that tells the intolerance levels of the world, country, State, city… at any given point of time.

Whenever people start getting tired of Modi, ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ start a campaign that gets him tonnes of sympathy.

Beauty Queen = I want world peace.
‪#‎AdarshLiberal‬ Drama Queen = I want to end intolerance in India.
‪#‎AwardWapsi‬ ‪#‎IntolerantLiberals‬

Hollywood trilogy…
Batman Begins.
The Dark Knight.
The Dark Knight Rises.
‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬’ trilogy…
2013: Communalism Begins.
2014: The Intolerance.
2015: The Intolerance Rises.

1. ‪#‎BlowToModi‬ ‪#‎Fail‬
2. ‪#‎ModisBiggestTest‬ #Fail
3. ‪#‎IntoleranceRisingUnderModi‬ #Fail
4. ???

#‎AdarshLiberal‬ 1: Say the three magic words!
#AdarshLiberal 2: India is intolerant!
#AdarshLiberal 1: Awww!!!!

Meanwhile, Twitter dealing with InTROLLerance.

2000s: First IT Revolution (Information Technology).
2015: Second IT Revolution (InTolerance).

Q: Sir you’re great.
Celebrity: Hmm.
Q: Sir you’re wonderful.
Celebrity: Hmm.
Q: Sir intolerance is rising.
Celebrity: Hmm.
Banner headline: Celebrity says intolerance is rising!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru