Abki ki baar Laloo sarkaar.
Har har Laloo, ghar ghar ghotala.
Jungli din aane waale hai.
Sab scamsters ka saath, sab scamsters ka vikaas.

Lord of the Biharis trilogy…
Fellowship of the Mahagatbandhan.
(Nitish revives) The Two Spent Powers (of Laloo & Sonia).
Return of the Fodder King.

Congress targets for 2015…
100 awards have to be returned.
50 days of Parliament have to be wiped out.
1000 fake Modi stories.
10 Pappu relaunches.

Attacking media…
Pre-1998—Attacked Opposition.
1998-2004—Attacked Government.
2004-2014—Attacked Opposition.
2014-__: Attacking Government.

Ready Edits…
NDA landslide due to…
MGB landslide due to…
NDA thrashed due to…
MGB thrashed due to…
Intolerance won due to…
‪#‎AwardWapsi‬ won due to…

Waqt ne kiya kya haseen sitam…
1975…
Nitish and Laloo fighting Indira during Emergency.
Chaalis saal baad…
Nitish and Laloo fighting with Indira’s daughter-in-law claiming Emergency-like situation.

Before an election which is allegedly “ModizBiggestTest…
Itna shor kyun hai bhai?
After he wins the election…
Itna sannata kyun hai bhaaya?

Akhilesh and Mamata meet and say …
Let’s ruin our States’ law and order even further and then Modi will really get it from the media!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru