BJP in Centre = Blame BJP.
BJP in Opposition = Blame BJP.
BJP in State = Blame BJP.
BJP in State Opposition = Blame BJP.
BJP nowhere in the picture = Still allege BJP!

The curious case of the Beef Ban…
Demanded by Tilak.
Promised by Mahatma.
Guaranteed by Nehru.
Implemented by Congress Chief Ministers.
Blamed on Modi.

Modi has just entered the Guinness Book of World Records for maximum number of people exercising their FoS + FoE under a world leader.

Akhilesh and Mamata meet and say …
Let’s ruin our States’ law and order even further and then Modi will really get it from the media!

Sonia, MMS, Sibal, Khurshid, Shinde doing bad work… save them.
Modi, Sushma, Parrikar, Prabhu, Gadkari, Goyal doing good work… focus on statements of minor leaders.

Next time someone calls Modi a 31% PM, retort he’s a 200-million PM.
(Number of people who voted for NDA which had vote share of 38.5%)

For the first time in the history of global democracy, 200 million voted for one man.
A few hundred are trying to overturn that with a fake campaign.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru