Narendra Modi…
Turn Right.
Keep straight.

Manmohan Singh…
Turn Left.
Enter Silent Zone.

AB Vajpayee…
Turn Right.
Turn Left.
Turn Right again.
Wear (gas) mask to protect yourself.

IK Gujral…
Drive straight to India International Centre and park car.

HD Deve Gowda…
Put off engine and sleep at the wheel.

Narasimha Rao…
Turn sharp right.
Pause and meditate.
Turn a bit left.
Pause and meditate again.

Chandrashekhar…
Put on the engine and storm out of the car.

VP Singh…
Make a lot of noise.
Drive to a short distance and get out.

Rajiv Gandhi…
Go full speed ahead and crash straight into a tree.
Seat belt saves you but the car is busted.

Indira Gandhi…
Keep turning left non-stop and if the driving instructor objects, put him in jail.

Charan Singh…
Car locked.
No driving.

Jawaharlal Nehru…
Turn Left.
Turn Left.
Turn Left.
Turn Left.
Turn Left.
Turn Left.
Turn Left.
Descendants and supporters keep turning left and in effect drive around in circles till this very day.

© Sunil Rajguru