#‎BiharExitPolls‬ commentary:
Last ball coming up…
BJP could lose by 100 runs, win by 100 runs or it could be a tie!!!

Schrodinger’s Election…
NDA is getting both a landslide and a thrashing at the same time.

#‎BiharExitPolls‬ questionnaire…
Who will win?
1. BJP+.
2. JDU+.
3. None of the above.
4. All of the above.

Would you like a burger?
Yes.
And some fries?
Yes.
And we’ll throw in a customized Bihar exit poll of your choice for no extra charge!

First only columns showed a bias.
Then edits.
Then news.
Then opinion polls.
Now even exit polls.

Something is rotten in the state of Polls.
‪#‎SabJeeteBiharInExitPolls‬

Kal saare opinion/exit polls ki pol khul jaayegi!
‪#‎BiharVerdict‬

It’s any era of personalization.
Every media house makes its own news and polls.

#‎MeraBiharExitPoll‬
Only one party has a chance of getting seats in 3-digits.
Most parties will get seats in 1 or 2-digits.
Some may even get 0 seats.

#‎MeraBiharExitPoll‬
Nitish ya koi aur CM hoga ya President’s Rule hoga.

Predicted seats wons in Bihar polls…
BJP 0-159.
JDU 0-101.
RJD 0-101.
Cong 0-41.
LJP 0-40.
RLSP 0-23.
HAM 0-21.
There—Can’t go wrong!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Nayantara Sehgal launched IIR.
Anupam Kher launched IIT.
(IIR = ‪#‎IntoleranceIsRising‬
IIT = ‪#‎IndiaIsTolerant‬)

When UPA ministers scam, Sonia-MMS are pure.
When 734th person in Sangh Pariwar hierarchy blabs, Modi is intolerant.

Discuss…
Poverty in five star hotel.
Lack of FoS with a million edits.
Secularism by abusing Hinduism.
Intolerance with great intolerance.

Idea of India…
Let a million Marxist duffers bloom.
Even if one non-Marxist speaks, scream intolerance.

For the first time in India’s history, the number of times the word “intolerance” has been used has surpassed actual cases of intolerance.

Intolerance, 1916: Epic silent film directed by DW Griffith.
Intolerance, 2015: Epic noise-filled filmy nautanki directed by S Gandhi.

#‎AdarshLiberal‬
B for ‪#‎BlowToModi‬
C for Communal
D for Dictator
F for Fascist
G for Godhra
H for Hitler
I for Intolerant

Twitter should introduce a third button after RT and Like…
“Tolerate”

“Rising Intolerance” © ® ™ and Patented by ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬

A US politician once said there’s no difference between drug addiction and addiction to power.
Well ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ showing severe withdrawal symptoms after 67 years of power.

#‎MeraBiharExitPoll‬
Intolerance will sharply increase or decrease depending on Modi’s performance in Bihar elections.

3 million LPG ‪#‎SubsidyWapsi‬ cases is a much bigger story than 100 ‪#‎AwardWapsi‬ characters.

Tellurium: A brittle, mildly toxic, rare, silver-white metalloid.
Intolerantarium: A brittle, highly toxic, not so rare ‪#‎AdarshLiberal‬.

The so called “Champions of Tolerance” will be praying tonight that Caste Politics beats Development Politics in tomorrow’s Bihar results.

Mera Musharraf Mahaan.
Mera Modi be-imaan.
—‪#‎AdarshLiberal‬

India’s biggest mystery is how its worst politician (Sonia) was presented as the best politician of the new millennium.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Abki ki baar Laloo sarkaar.
Har har Laloo, ghar ghar ghotala.
Jungli din aane waale hai.
Sab scamsters ka saath, sab scamsters ka vikaas.

Lord of the Biharis trilogy…
Fellowship of the Mahagatbandhan.
(Nitish revives) The Two Spent Powers (of Laloo & Sonia).
Return of the Fodder King.

Congress targets for 2015…
100 awards have to be returned.
50 days of Parliament have to be wiped out.
1000 fake Modi stories.
10 Pappu relaunches.

Attacking media…
Pre-1998—Attacked Opposition.
1998-2004—Attacked Government.
2004-2014—Attacked Opposition.
2014-__: Attacking Government.

Ready Edits…
NDA landslide due to…
MGB landslide due to…
NDA thrashed due to…
MGB thrashed due to…
Intolerance won due to…
‪#‎AwardWapsi‬ won due to…

Waqt ne kiya kya haseen sitam…
1975…
Nitish and Laloo fighting Indira during Emergency.
Chaalis saal baad…
Nitish and Laloo fighting with Indira’s daughter-in-law claiming Emergency-like situation.

Before an election which is allegedly “ModizBiggestTest…
Itna shor kyun hai bhai?
After he wins the election…
Itna sannata kyun hai bhaaya?

Akhilesh and Mamata meet and say …
Let’s ruin our States’ law and order even further and then Modi will really get it from the media!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru