#BiharExitPolls commentary:
Last ball coming up…
BJP could lose by 100 runs, win by 100 runs or it could be a tie!!!
Schrodinger’s Election…
NDA is getting both a landslide and a thrashing at the same time.
#BiharExitPolls questionnaire…
Who will win?
1. BJP+.
2. JDU+.
3. None of the above.
4. All of the above.
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First only columns showed a bias.
Then edits.
Then news.
Then opinion polls.
Now even exit polls.
Something is rotten in the state of Polls.
#SabJeeteBiharInExitPolls
Kal saare opinion/exit polls ki pol khul jaayegi!
#BiharVerdict
It’s any era of personalization.
Every media house makes its own news and polls.
#MeraBiharExitPoll
Only one party has a chance of getting seats in 3-digits.
Most parties will get seats in 1 or 2-digits.
Some may even get 0 seats.
#MeraBiharExitPoll
Nitish ya koi aur CM hoga ya President’s Rule hoga.
Predicted seats wons in Bihar polls…
BJP 0-159.
JDU 0-101.
RJD 0-101.
Cong 0-41.
LJP 0-40.
RLSP 0-23.
HAM 0-21.
There—Can’t go wrong!
These versions by Sunil Rajguru