Raj karega Lalu…

1967—Jewel Thief.
1996—Return of Jewel Thief.
1990—Fodder Thief.
2015—Return of Fodder Thief.
‪#‎BiharResults‬

1. Laloo ko Bihar se hatana mushkil hi nahin, namumkin hai.
2. Bihar main development lana mushkil hi nahin, namumkin hai.

I brought development.
—Modi.
I brought Laloo.
—Nitish.
I brought myself out of jail.
—Laloo.

Jungle (Raj) main mangal ho gaya hai babuwa!

1990: Laloo stops Advani Rath Yatra.
2015: Laloo stops Modi Development Rath Yatra.

Laloo ruled for 15 years from 1990-2005.
Another 15 year stint may begin.
Best of luck Bihar!

The tenacity with which Bihar votes for Laloo for decade upon decade never ceases to amaze me.
Jab take rahega samosa main aloo,
Tab tak rahega Bihar main Laloo.

Nitish stays Bihar Chief Minister.
Pappu becomes Congress President.
Laloo becomes 2019 PM candidate.
And all is right with the world.

Lalu entered student politics in 1970.
So Bihari politics has been tolerating him for 45 years now.
It will tolerate his family for 45 years more.
‪#‎IndiaIsTolerant‬

Lalu was right about winning 190 seats.
RJD will get 190 seats on its own in the 2020 Bihar elections.

#‎MeraLalooMahaan‬ bole…
‪#‎BiharVoters‬
‪#‎AwardWapsiGang‬
‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬
‪#‎LutyensClub‬
‪#‎Nitishwa‬
‪#‎SoniaAurPappu‬
‪#‎KejriAurMamata‬
‪#‎MSM‬

Eventually Laloo will emerge as the greatest Bihari of all time.

#‎ReturnOfJungleRaj‬
‪#‎LalooIsBiharBiharIsLaloo‬
‪#‎NitishKnowsBiharBest‬
‪#‎RiseOfMisa‬
‪#‎BiharGayaTelLene‬
‪#‎RajyaSabhaDoorHai‬ (for BJP)
‪#‎NoModiWave‬

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Modi woes post Bihar elections…

New millennium truth…
Even a newbie politician can be CM of Delhi, not a BJPian.
Even a housewife can be CM of Bihar, not a BJPian.
‪#‎DelhiPatnaDoorHai‬

Modi…
2012-14: Won India, Gujarat, Madhya Pradesh, Rajasthan, Chhattisgarh, Maharashtra, Haryana, Jharkhand, Jammu & Kashmir.
2015: Lost New Delhi and Bihar.
He is after all human!

Narendra Modi…
Fighting against heavy odds all his life.
So, the heavy odds simply continue!

#‎AccheDin‬ have finally arrived for all ‪#‎ModiHaters‬.

Mahagatbandhan 1 = Bihar = JDU + RJD + Congress.
Mahagatbandhan 2 = West Bengal = TMC + CPM + Congress.
Mahagatbandhan 3 = Uttar Pradesh = SP + BSP + Congress.

Modi leads Modi Haters 734-2*.
(*1=Delhi polls is a loss as most of them live in Delhi which is falling apart under Kejri.
2=Bihar under Laloo will also crash.)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The way Bihar & Co. vote…

New Year resolution for 2016…
Forget trying to understand Bihari politics forever.
‪#‎BiharResults‬

Opinion polls gaye tel lene.
Exit polls gaye tel lene.
Early trends gaye tel lene.
Bihar development gaya tel lene.

Mahagatbandhan will be Mahagadbad for development.

2014 elections…
Modi for PM.
Modi for CM.
2015 elections…
Nitish for CM.
Laloo for PM (2019).

Bihar returns to 1990 as India heads to 2020.
Pappu returns to 2004 promise and also to 2019 hope.

In 2004 they kicked out development champions like Krishna, Naidu and Vajpayee.
In 2015 they brought back jokers like Kejri and Laloo.
‪#‎IndianElectorate‬

Can’t trust Opinion Polls.
Can’t trust Exit Polls.
Can’t even trust Trends on D-Day!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru