1967—Jewel Thief.
1996—Return of Jewel Thief.
1990—Fodder Thief.
2015—Return of Fodder Thief.
‪#‎BiharResults‬

1. Laloo ko Bihar se hatana mushkil hi nahin, namumkin hai.
2. Bihar main development lana mushkil hi nahin, namumkin hai.

I brought development.
—Modi.
I brought Laloo.
—Nitish.
I brought myself out of jail.
—Laloo.

Jungle (Raj) main mangal ho gaya hai babuwa!

1990: Laloo stops Advani Rath Yatra.
2015: Laloo stops Modi Development Rath Yatra.

Laloo ruled for 15 years from 1990-2005.
Another 15 year stint may begin.
Best of luck Bihar!

The tenacity with which Bihar votes for Laloo for decade upon decade never ceases to amaze me.
Jab take rahega samosa main aloo,
Tab tak rahega Bihar main Laloo.

Nitish stays Bihar Chief Minister.
Pappu becomes Congress President.
Laloo becomes 2019 PM candidate.
And all is right with the world.

Lalu entered student politics in 1970.
So Bihari politics has been tolerating him for 45 years now.
It will tolerate his family for 45 years more.
‪#‎IndiaIsTolerant‬

Lalu was right about winning 190 seats.
RJD will get 190 seats on its own in the 2020 Bihar elections.

#‎MeraLalooMahaan‬ bole…
‪#‎BiharVoters‬
‪#‎AwardWapsiGang‬
‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬
‪#‎LutyensClub‬
‪#‎Nitishwa‬
‪#‎SoniaAurPappu‬
‪#‎KejriAurMamata‬
‪#‎MSM‬

Eventually Laloo will emerge as the greatest Bihari of all time.

#‎ReturnOfJungleRaj‬
‪#‎LalooIsBiharBiharIsLaloo‬
‪#‎NitishKnowsBiharBest‬
‪#‎RiseOfMisa‬
‪#‎BiharGayaTelLene‬
‪#‎RajyaSabhaDoorHai‬ (for BJP)
‪#‎NoModiWave‬

These versions by Sunil Rajguru