Sonia is summoned #NationalHerald musings…

BJP disrupted Parliament to oppose Congress corruption.
Congress disrupts Parliament to support Congress corruption.
Same to same.

Since May 16, 2004 it’s been ‪#‎BlowToSonia‬ non-stop.
Yet the ‪#‎BlowToModi‬ headlines still outnumber the above by 100 to 1.

So if every incident of Congress vendetta against Modi is taken up, BJP can disrupt Parliament for the next 100 years.
‪#‎CongressIsVendetta‬

The ‪#‎NehruGandhiDynasty‬ logic…

We don’t accept PM.
We don’t accept LS.
We don’t accept HC.
Ahem! Who’s being dictatorial?

‬With the way bad news is tumbling out day after day, Congress will have to disrupt Parliament till 2019.
‪#‎ParliamentRokoAndolan‬

Yesterday’s disruption: Intolerance.
Today’s disruption: Vendetta.
Tomorrow’s disruption: Morning headlines padke bataate hai.

Court summoned Sonia.
Mahatma brought beef ban.
Akhilesh incompetence led to Dadri.
But since ‪#‎ModiBashing‬ is national pastime, lage raho!

Day 1: Aaj mausam kaisa hai? Yaar bahut intolerance hai.
Day 2: Aaj vendetta kuch jyaada nahin lag raha?
Day 3: Fascism ki boo aa rahi hai mujhe.
Day 4: Yahan to dictatorship ki hawa chal rahi hai.

Vendetta—Prolonged bitter feud, rivalry.
Example—Congress has been running a vicious vendetta against all its opponents for 68 years now.

I am not scared.
My mother-in-law’s mother-in-law was Indira Gandhi.
—Sri Sri Vadraji.

Devaluation…
Indira was ex-Prime Minister and Leader of the Opposition with 153 Lok Sabha MPs when she was arrested.
Sonia is ex-Leader of the Opposition with 44 MPs when summoned.

INDirasonIA.

Fact of the day…
8% of the Lok Sabha holding the whole nation to ransom

Cases/enquiry against
Sonia
Rahul
Virbhadra
Gehlot
Kharge
Pilot
Diggy
Vohra
PC son

Kab tak protest karoge?

Sonia is Congress. Congress is Sonia.
‪#‎LongLiveSoniaGandhi‬

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Pappu ban gaya #BritishBuddhu gentleman…

Pappu’s computer…
Indan.
Spellcheck suggestions…
British.
Italian.
Infant.
Inane.
Indent.

3 types of people in this country.
1. Corrupt.
2. Keeping quiet about corruption.
3. Subramanian Swamy.

Indian National Congress was started by a Britisher (AO Hume).
It will be finished off by another Britisher (Pappu).

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Raj karega #BritishBuddhu…

Live in India.
Work in UK.
Vacation in Spain.
Holiday in Bangkok.
Ancestors from Italy.
‪#‎BritishBuddhu‬ = ‪#‎GlobalCitizen‬

Modi—Make in India!
Pappu—Ja be! I’ll…
Make in UK.
Make in Thailand.
Make in Spain.
Make in Italy.

Mera sair sapata hai Thai,
Ye nagarikta Englishtani,
Sar main laal buddhi Roosi,
Fir bhi dil hai Hindustani!

1989 Indian Express cartoon on Rajiv was titled…
How many countries can a Prime Minister have?
2015 version…
How many countries can a Prime Ministerial candidate have?

Pre-Mahatma Gandhi era…
Congress leaders launch Swadeshi movement.
Post-Mahatma Gandhi era…
Pappu launches Videshi movement.

If we had UPA3, then the Congress would simply have passed the Double citizenship act and all Congressis would have rushed for British passport.

Q: Please spell Rahul Gandhi.
Swamy: RahUKl GandhItaly!

Backops India was registered in 2002.
Now both Congress and BJP don’t want to talk about 2002!

India is Indira. Indira is India.
Pappu is Prithvi. Prithvi is Pappu.
Stop this UK-Thailand-Spain-Italy nonsense!

1 solid scam against the Nehru-Gandhi Dynasty will get 1/1000th the coverage of a stupid statement made by some random Sangh Pariwar hothead.

Angrez Bharat chhodo!
The slogan that has short circuited Congress leaders.
Because Pappu is an Angrez from Bharat!

Pappu and Lalu will sing after Bihar victory and UK revelations…
Hum sab Britishwa hai.

In UK, he will be known as Lord Pappu the Commoner.

BJP sees Congress getting everything on platter and gets angry.
But when it gets something on a platter, it walks away.

Hum Angrezo ke zamaane ke politician hai, ha ha!
‪#‎BritishBuddhu‬

So what?
Even Mahatma Gandhi and Jawaharlal Nehru were once subjects of both India and the British Empire!

After close to 70 years of Independence, Congrez have become the new Angrez.
#BritishBuddhu

These versions by Sunil Rajguru