Random Bollywood musings…

Salman Khan should be brand ambassador for Baba Ramdev.
Then we’d get…
Prem Patan(jali) Noodles Khayo.
‪#‎PRDP‬ ‪#‎Bhai‬

Many film critics rate stars’ films between 1 and 5 stars but superstars’ films between 4 and 5 stars.
So for superstars…
Shitty film = 4*.
OK film = 4.5*.
Good/great film = 5*.
(Really shitty film = 3.5*)

I boosted Shahrukh Khan’s career!
—Yash Chopra.
I boosted SRK & Kajol’s career!
—Aditya Chopra.
I boosted Tanishaa’s career!
—Uday Chopra.
I couldn’t even boost Uday’s career!
—Priyanka Chopra.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

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