Monthly Archives: November 2015

#Intolerant Sonia musings…

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Motilal conceived the Constitution.
Nehru created it.
Indira nurtured it.
Rajiv strengthened it.
Baaki sab gaye tel lene.

When you run out of arguments…
Tu Aryan hai!
Tune Constitution nahin banaya!
Tu jaanta nahin meri sasuma kaun thi!

Q: Help, I’m doing a project on media houses attacking Modi.
A: Pick up any media house.
Q: Help, I’m doing a project on media houses attacking Sonia.
A: Oh, that’s fiction!

Christianity under attack?
‪#‎Fail‬
Intolerance rising?
#Fail
Next #Fail…
Constitution under attack.

Best media managers…
Gold Medal = Sonia Gandhi.
Silver Medal = Arun Jaitley.
Bronze Medal = Lalu Prasad Yadav.
Consolation Prize = Arvind Kejriwal.

Congress LS MPs: 45.
More awards returned.
More scams done.
More Parliament disruptions.
But Pappu has a lower IQ than that.

Hitler lost the 2014 elections.
Goebbels is still going strong and eyeing 2019.

Rumours about Congress tend to be true.
Media tries to keep quiet even after confirmed.
Rumours about Modi tend to be false.
Media goes ballistic at first sniff.

Kharge’s wisdom…
An Italian born who refused Indian citizenship as long as she could is the upholder of the Indian Constitution.
Anyone else amending it should face bloodshed (‪#‎Raktpath‬).

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Raj karega #AdarshLiberal…

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#‎AdarshLiberals‬ abuse and attack their opponents viciously and if someone gives them back online they are called Trolls and if someone counters them in the offline world then it’s called an attack on their freedom of speech.

200 million citizens can vote for NDA and bring Modi to power.
Just 200 ‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ can hold the whole nation to ransom with their hate.

‪#‎AdarshLiberals‬ ke liye ‪#‎AccheDin‬ 1947 main hi aaye the.
‪#‎BureDin‬ to 2014 se chaalu hue.

#‎AdarshLiberal‬: There is great intolerance in India!
Question: But don’t you think…
#AdarshLiberal: Shut up! We won’t tolerate any other view point!

Heads I win, tails you lose…
Celebrity screams intolerance.
Silence.
See everyone agrees.
Protests.
See protests prove his point!

India today…
Stop talking rubbish.
Freedom of speech!
OK, talk rubbish, I won’t listen.
Intolerance!

2013: Intolerance Begins.
2014: The Dark Intolerance.
2015: The Dark Intolerance Rises.

India main sab ek doosre ko gaali de rahe hain.
Fir bol rahe Freedom of Speech nahin hain.
Jo sabse jyaada gaali de rahe hai, intolerance chilla rahe hain.

Incredible India will promote free return tickets for tourists.
Incredibly Intolerant India will promote free one way tickets for citizens out of India

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

India-South Africa Nagpur Test musings…

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The level of intolerance against South African batsmen shown by Indian spinners has reached new depths.

South Africa requires 310 runs in 1704 balls (284 overs) and they’re still not the favourites!
Welcome to Test cricket!

Strange team South Africa.
Hasn’t lost a Test series abroad in 9 years.
Hasn’t won a Test series at home against Australia in 45 years!

Even though it’s the Third Test, today is the 5th day of the India-South Africa Test series.

Nagpur opens with a 5th day 3rd session pitch on the 1st day 1st session!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The Intolerance nautanki rages on…

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The biggest victim of intolerance is Modi.
These jokers will not tolerate him even if he wins 2019.

असहिष्णुता ke pujari the Jawaharlal.
Kiya unke chamcho ne boora haal.
Failaya hai Modi ke khilaaf ek zabardast jaal.
Aur chalega nautanki chaar saal.

What if…
“I have already left the country due to rising intolerance.”
—‪#‎BritishBuddhu‬

1942: ‪#‎QuitIndiaMovement‬
2014-15: ‪#‎JustTalkOfQuittingIndiaMovement‬

Which other country tolerates the likes of Lalu, Mulayam, Pappu, Sonia, Kejri along with corruption, incompetence and general inefficiency?

The biggest right in India is not FoS or FoE but Freedom to do Nautanki.
Sab news channels pe 24X7 nautanki karte rahate hai.
Asli news gayi tel lene.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

How India is a very very very intolerant country under Modi…

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Intolerance: Unwillingness or refusal to tolerate or respect opinions or beliefs contrary to one’s own.

Examples in present tense…
1. Sonia refuses to tolerate or respect opinions or beliefs contrary to her own.
2. Kejri refuses to tolerate or respect opinions or beliefs contrary to his own.
3. Mamata refuses to tolerate or respect opinions or beliefs contrary to her own.
4. Mulayam refuses to tolerate or respect opinions or beliefs contrary to his own.

Examples in past tense…
1. Indira refused to tolerate or respect opinions or beliefs contrary to her own.
2. Nehru refused to tolerate or respect opinions or beliefs contrary to his own.
3. Rajiv refused to tolerate or respect opinions or beliefs contrary to his own.

Usages…
1. Modi is intolerant.
2. India is intolerant under Modi.
3. On May 16, 2014, this country suddenly became intolerant.

Irony alert…
The most intolerant people in the country who are blind followers of Nehru, Indira, Sonia etc who cannot tolerate Hindu culture, India’s pluralism, the BJP or Modi are screaming “Intolerance” from rooftops.

© Sunil Rajguru

The intolerance files continue…

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Arabpatis living in multi-crore houses travelling in private jets and staying in seven-star hotels crying intolerance.
Ye bhi din dekhne baaki the.
#AamirKhan

A foreign born person who rules her party with an iron fist and whose regime destroyed India is the most tolerant person in India’s history.
#Sonia

1960s: Violence begins in West Bengal.
1990s: Jungle Raj begins in Bihar.
1990s: Terrorism begins in J&K.
2015: Intolerance begins in India.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru