BCCI: I continue to be in Control of the Board and hence Cricket in India.
India Cements: My place is still Cemented in India Cricket.
Chennai Super Kings: I am the real Super King from Chennai and I have proved it.
All India Chess Federation: I cannot be Checkmated as I have affected a Stalemate in the BCCI.
Tamil Nadu Golf Association: I don’t have a Handicap in cricket.
This version by Sunil Rajguru
· Sir, what about Conflict of Interest?
N Srinivasan: There is no Conflict in my mind and I am not Interested in your question.
(P.S. My place is Cemented in Indian cricket)
· Srinivasan to Dalmiya: Don’t worry, I have Fixed your Spot!
Sreesanth: Maine kya paap kiya re?
· The cricket chiefs stood with stones in their hands and Srinivasan said, “Let the one among you who is without sin cast the first stone.”
· “Srini, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”
Jagmohan Dalmiya, 2001.
(Kaisa-blank-kiya fans ke hopes ko)
· Even if he renamed the two entities to Board of Control for Cement in India and India Cricket, it would make no difference.
These versions by Sunil Rajguru
·India is the only country in the world where even a Female Mannequin is not safe from moral policing.
·Extremely embarrassing: My son searched “Sunil Rajguru” using Google Voice Search and Google decided to throw up “Sunny Leone”.
(May 28)
· I wonder if there’s such a thing as Pre-Paid News and Post-Paid News depending on whether the money is given before or after.
(May 17)
· BSY Trinity
1. “Creator” of 1st saffron Govt in South.
2. “Preserver” of his own gaddi for ages.
3. Finally “Destroyer” of Karnataka BJP.
(May 9)
© Sunil Rajguru