BCCI: I continue to be in Control of the Board and hence Cricket in India.
India Cements: My place is still Cemented in India Cricket.
Chennai Super Kings: I am the real Super King from Chennai and I have proved it.
All India Chess Federation: I cannot be Checkmated as I have affected a Stalemate in the BCCI.
Tamil Nadu Golf Association: I don’t have a Handicap in cricket.
This version by Sunil Rajguru