Mr Srinivasan’s address to his various organizations…

BCCI: I continue to be in Control of the Board and hence Cricket in India.

India Cements: My place is still Cemented in India Cricket.

Chennai Super Kings: I am the real Super King from Chennai and I have proved it.

All India Chess Federation: I cannot be Checkmated as I have affected a Stalemate in the BCCI.

Tamil Nadu Golf Association: I don’t have a Handicap in cricket.

This version by Sunil Rajguru