If Modi would speak…

Modi elections jeet nahin sakta!
–>Lo! Teen jeet liye!

Modi CM raha nahin sakta!
–>Lo! Dus saal ke liye raha!

India Modi ko kabhi accept nahin kargega!
–>Lo! Saare opinion polls main hum aage hai!

Modi ke paas India ke liye koi vision nahin hai!
–>Lo! To mere saare speeches non-stop sab TV channels cover kyun kar rahe?

BJP Modi ko kabhi project nahin karega!
–>Lo! Kar liya!

Modi elections jeet nahin sakta, allies mil nahin sakte aur PM ban nahin sakta.
–>Ha! Khushi se isko lakhon baar bolte raho, bolte raho…

The Modi factor…

· Hung Parliament se dar nahi lagta sahab, par Modi se lagtaa hai…

· It is quite fashionable in India to brush Congress communal violence and Communist ideological violence under the carpet.

· They say: BJP has 2002 and Congress has 1984.
The truth: Congress has 1969, 1980, 1983, 1984, 1989, 1992…
Just check the history books.

· The Bihar BJP-JD(U) marriage is like a husband and wife getting perfectly along but divorcing due to father-in-law problems.

· Bihar BJP’s new war cry…
Modi for CM! Modi for PM!

These versions by Sunil Rajguru