Modi elections jeet nahin sakta!
–>Lo! Teen jeet liye!

Modi CM raha nahin sakta!
–>Lo! Dus saal ke liye raha!

India Modi ko kabhi accept nahin kargega!
–>Lo! Saare opinion polls main hum aage hai!

Modi ke paas India ke liye koi vision nahin hai!
–>Lo! To mere saare speeches non-stop sab TV channels cover kyun kar rahe?

BJP Modi ko kabhi project nahin karega!
–>Lo! Kar liya!

Modi elections jeet nahin sakta, allies mil nahin sakte aur PM ban nahin sakta.
–>Ha! Khushi se isko lakhon baar bolte raho, bolte raho…

© Sunil Rajguru