Laloo: Caste, caste, caste, caste…
Analysis: Wily politician!

Mayawati: We need a Dalit PM!
Analysis: Inclusive!

Nitish: Modi is unacceptable to the minorities!
Analysis: Secular!

Khurshid: We need a quota for minorities.
Analysis: Development!

Pappu: Errr….
Analysis: Brilliant!

Manmohan: Theek hai!
Analysis: Poor well-meaning man!

Sonia: ……….
Analysis: Her silence has grace, meaning, depth…

Modi: I want India to be a developed country.
Analysis: Not inclusive! Communal! Anti-development! Where’s the Godhra apology?

© Sunil Rajguru