The Modi-Advani show…

· If Modi loses badly in 2014, then Advani will make a comeback and position himself for 2019.

· BJP: The old order (Advani) changeth to yield place to the new (Modi).
Congress: The old order (Gandhi) changeth to yield place to the new (Gandhi).
(Where Gandhi=Mahatma/Indira/Rajiv/Sonia/Rahul…)

· LK Advani has had 6 Rath Yatras from 1990-2011.
Time for No. 7, NaMo Yatra?
(Where NaMo = Na (to) Modi)

· Only Indian TV news channels can convert a “Modi crowned King, gets Advani out of the way” to “Setback for Modi as Advani quits”.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Yet more Modi Advani Goa musings…

· Modi does his first miracle after coming to “power” in the BJP.
He gets Advani to retire!

· Advani’s PM dreams are Goa-ing, Goa-ing, gone…

· Godwin’s law: Given enough time, in any online discussion—regardless of topic or scope—someone inevitably makes a comparison to Hitler or the Nazis.
Godwin’s India law: While discussing Modi, a comparison to Hitler or the Nazis will be made in no time at all.

· Jo bhi Goa jaata hai, mast ho kar laut-ta hai.
Ab Modi bhai sahab ko dekh leejiye na!
Only losers miss a chance to go to Goa.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru