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LK Advani fading musings…

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Abki baari Atal Bihari.
Abki baar Modi sarkar.
Went bhains in paani, for LK Advani.

Advani’s 2009 campaign…
Death to rapists.
Will bring back black money.
Manmohan is a stooge.
Still got plastered.
Moral: Don’t be ahead of your times.

Love triumphs over hate.
The Congress started by hating Modi and ended up loving Vajpayee, Advani, Jaswant…

Changing times…
Emergency: Advani looks down on Media.
Babri demolition: Media looks down on Advani.
Today: Advani-media bhai bhai.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

NDA communalism musings…

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·...yaha se pachaas pachaas kos door gaon main jab secularist/civil society/Congressi bachcha raat ko rota hai to maa kahati hai beta soja ..soja nahi to Modi pradhan mantri ban jaayega…

· Finally media, Congress, JD(U) have formed a pro-BJP outfit: RSPCA.
(Royal Society of Prevention of Cruelty to Advani)

· The Bihar BJP-JD(U) marriage is like a husband and wife getting perfectly along but divorcing due to father-in-law problems.

· Bihar BJP’s new war cry…
Modi for CM! Modi for PM!

· Dear Nitish Kumar,
You have successfully uninstalled Communalism and installed Secularism on your Political Computer.
Don’t be under the illusion that your computer won’t totally crash or at least keep hanging from now on.

· Na rahega BJP ka baas to nahin bajegi NDA ki basoori.
Arthath: For BJP, currently self-preservation is more important than coalition.

· How?
Modi = Communal, Genocidal, Dictatorial.
Hence Anti-Modi = Secular, Humane, Democratic.
Congress = Communal, Genocidal, Dictatorial.
Hence pro-Congress = Secular, Humane, Democratic.

· Journo 1: My favourite dish is Banana Split. What about yours?
Journo 2: NDA Split!

· BJP was touchable till 2004.
Now its untouchable.
2014: If it gets 40 more seats than Cong, then politically it’ll become highly touchable.

· NDA to sasura 2004 main hi mar gaya tha.
Log abhi kyun maatam mana rahe hai?
2014 ki picture baaki kya, shuru bhi nahin hui hai!

· Somewhere in the world, they are trying to revive the extinct mammoth.
In Bihar, BJP-JD(U) are desperately trying to revive an extinct Laloo.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Advani versus Modi…

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· To his fans Modi is an idea whose time has come.
To his detractors he is a 4-letter word.
To his detractors, Advani was around when someone said, “In the beginning was the word”.
To his fans… errr… does he have any left?

· Advani is History.
Modi’s 2014 impact is a Mystery.

· In cricket analogy, Narendra Modi is the captain and LK Advani is now the 12th man who thinks he’s the non-playing captain.

· If everyone does an Advani, then Narayan Murthy will be Infosys chief till 2035, Sonia will complete 40 years as Congress President and Sachin will play 300 Tests.

· At times I think that Robert Vadra has a greater chance of being Prime Minister than Narendra Modi.

· Advani spin #23…
I am just a 25-year-old sathiya gaya hua aadmi!

· There will be 3 major waves in 2014: Anti-Congress, Pro-Modi and Anti-Modi.
The sum of these 3 waves will decide the next government.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Advani PM musings…

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· India has had two octogenarian PMs.
Advani wants to be the hat-trick PM.
At this rate the BJP will surely get a hat-trick of defeats in 2014.

· LK Advani ke PM ke sapne ko hatana mushkil hi nahin namumkin hai.

· BJP launches Mission272 for 2014.
Advani launches Mission 2019.

· Dear Advani,
You retired and are being flooded with sympathy.
Had you retired in 2008, you could have become PM via a sympathy wave in 2009!
Now things have been greatly Modified.

· Remember…
Q: What is the Expiry Date of an Indian politician?
A: Only when he expires.
(Chhodenge na hum tera saath o saathi marte dum tak)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

The Modi-Advani show…

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· If Modi loses badly in 2014, then Advani will make a comeback and position himself for 2019.

· BJP: The old order (Advani) changeth to yield place to the new (Modi).
Congress: The old order (Gandhi) changeth to yield place to the new (Gandhi).
(Where Gandhi=Mahatma/Indira/Rajiv/Sonia/Rahul…)

· LK Advani has had 6 Rath Yatras from 1990-2011.
Time for No. 7, NaMo Yatra?
(Where NaMo = Na (to) Modi)

· Only Indian TV news channels can convert a “Modi crowned King, gets Advani out of the way” to “Setback for Modi as Advani quits”.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru

Yet more Modi Advani Goa musings…

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· Modi does his first miracle after coming to “power” in the BJP.
He gets Advani to retire!

· Advani’s PM dreams are Goa-ing, Goa-ing, gone…

· Godwin’s law: Given enough time, in any online discussion—regardless of topic or scope—someone inevitably makes a comparison to Hitler or the Nazis.
Godwin’s India law: While discussing Modi, a comparison to Hitler or the Nazis will be made in no time at all.

· Jo bhi Goa jaata hai, mast ho kar laut-ta hai.
Ab Modi bhai sahab ko dekh leejiye na!
Only losers miss a chance to go to Goa.

These versions by Sunil Rajguru