· India has had two octogenarian PMs.
Advani wants to be the hat-trick PM.
At this rate the BJP will surely get a hat-trick of defeats in 2014.

· LK Advani ke PM ke sapne ko hatana mushkil hi nahin namumkin hai.

· BJP launches Mission272 for 2014.
Advani launches Mission 2019.

· Dear Advani,
You retired and are being flooded with sympathy.
Had you retired in 2008, you could have become PM via a sympathy wave in 2009!
Now things have been greatly Modified.

· Remember…
Q: What is the Expiry Date of an Indian politician?
A: Only when he expires.
(Chhodenge na hum tera saath o saathi marte dum tak)

These versions by Sunil Rajguru