1991: Agar Rajiv zinda hota, to main katai use vote nahin karta, par ab bechara chala gaya hai to main usko mera vote doonga.

1996: Liberalization, woh kya hota hai? Main theek se samjha nahin.

1998: Yaar, main abhi tak poori tarah se confused hu. Ye liberalization kya hai?

1999: 13 days, 13 months… thak gaya hu vote kar kar ke. Le paanch saal.

2004: BJP, tujhe chance diya na! Ab kripiya thodi der ke liye shanti se baith jaaiye.

2009: Liberalization! Ha, ab main theek se samjha. Le mera vote.

2014: Modi ya Rahul? Abbe mujhe kya ghonchu samjah rakha hai kya? Le… main “none of the above” click karta hu.

© Sunil Rajguru